You must be THIS long to ride Ricky.
Does he have audiences that go see him?
I’m pretty sure this picture is self-explanatory.
It’s the Ricky Martin action figure with patented turbo-fisting action, right?
Go, Speed Racer Go!
It looks like he just slipped in a puddle of greasy Superficial.
Seen here performing his hit song, “Macarena,” or “Mambo Number 5,” or something like that.
“So I’m jacking this one with my left hand, the guy above me with my right hand when I realize, hey! my mouth is still available!”
Looks like he’s doing a THIS IS IT concert, too.
“Gimme an X!!! What’s that spell? X!”
Her looks more like George Michael than George Michael does.
Damn I wish I were his pants!
And this is how Michael Jackson posed just before he died.
Leave it to Ricky Martin to misspell “Y.M.C.A.”
“i once sucked a dick thiiiiiiiis big”.
I still do not to believe that he’s gay. No way!
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Ricky Martin performing at the National Auditorium in Mexico City. (November 2, 2011)