Tom Hulce resurfaces after a long stint in crack rehab…congratulations, sir!

If your penis did not shrink then you must be blind.

Total fucking nightmare fuel.

Alright, who released the Krakken?

Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw

Not Pictured: Flying Monkeys

Tom Hulce celebrates being discharged from Crack Rehab, plans “Amadeus Deux.”

Looks like she’s got lock-jaw and been to one too many “I will do anything for a dollar” parties.

I get me brain medicine from the National Health

Ugly AND untalented.

Proof the jewluminati can make anyone famous.

still would let her clean the pipes.

Ugh, the walking dead? Put a bullet in that brain already.

Amy Winehouse looks pretty good as a blond zombie

How in the hell is the worst thing about this picture her outfit? Well played.

still hankerin’ for a hunka cheese….

that’s all new Alcoholic Barbie

I’ll take ten gallons of regular, please. How far from San Bernadino are we anyway.

Amazing how one photo can undo millions of dollars in promotion.

OK, I finally got it. Louis XIV mated with Tiny Tim.

“Animal House”, right after Flounder fires the pistol.

Does carpet munching do that to you ?
She’s five fingers of scotch before I take an oxy or two , at the very least

Pretty soon, her name will have to be Keha.

looks like a tranny on meth…..