Ke$ha in London. (November 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Holy shit, it looks like someone backed a tow truck into that face.
Who is this beauty?
She’s just getting by on her looks.
Stop looking! We’ve found the perfect actress to play Lindsay Lohan in the inevitable Lifetime biopic. She’s not an actress you say? Well, neither is Lindsay…
Yo, where my grillz at? (no really, where are my fuckin’ teeth?)
She has all the sex appeal of reading a century’s worth of weather almanacs.
Halloween’s over, bit$h.
Let me just touch up those roots with some lawn furniture paint.
I hate when they push a super hot woman on us who doesn’t actually have any talent and…oops, nevermind.
If I looked like that, I would NEVER smile.
I swear, all she needs is a cowboy hat and I can envision the old Cheese Wheel commercial guy…”I hanker for a hunk of cheeeeeesse!”
So this is what Mozart looks llike right now.
“I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!”
I’m going to open a class-action lawsuit against Photo Boy for presenting us with an unavoidable, malicious and vindictive visual assault on the eyes.
Who’s with me?
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver and the other gold. Or both.
When did Sarah Jessica Parker get a gold tooth?
You guys, its not that she’s ugly. She common. And she just made bad choices on her hair, make up, and that god-awful gold tooth.
There is no Ke$ha, there is only Zuul.
Flava of Love Girl
She’s got that Romanian gypsy thing down.
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