“…and then I switched from coffee to herbal tea because I was getting a little jittery around mid-afternoon.”
There is no Ke$ha. There is only Zuul.
Yup. No frills and to the point. One of those first-things-that-comes-to-mind comments. I smiled. +1
Ew (there, I’ve saved you two keystrokes)
(i’m a minimalist)
She looks like one of the Lost Boys from the live action film “Hook”, except on fucking meth.
Her hair also looks like it has a fungal infection. IDK if that’s even possible, but seeing is believing.
White piedra caused by Trichosporon spp.
Alfred E. Newman is really not aging well, guys.
So apparently David Bowie had a child with… David Bowie?
Ha! Was just going to say David Bowie and Keith Richard’s love child *shudder*
Wow. Not a strong look. A strong odor, very likely, but not a strong look.
The gold tooth is what puts it over the top.
Ooo! Ooo! Azog, right? Isn’t this a leak from the new Hobbit film?
I think I’m in love.
i wouldn’t even put my dick in that mouth…
just close your eyes!
Yup, that’s about how I would expect Plague of the Four Horsemen to look, on a good day.
What the f*** is that??
NO MORE JARED LETO, FISH.
“I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn’t mean no harm, George”
By God, she is one unattractive woman.
And yet … (just kidding).
It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of funny, do you know how I got these scars?
Ke$ha is basically Debbie Gibson’s mother who lives in a rusted out dumpster with pigeon feathers in her weave, sing-talks through all her songs, and sh*ts glitter.
She shits glitter? That would be awesome! But probably tough on the digestive tract.
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