superficial

  1. catapostrophe

    “They were right–I DO have a hammer thumb.”

  2. joe

    Vince Vaughn: giving ugly, untalented, heavy guys hope every day.

  3. It looks like he’s working a magnetic field problem for some physics homework, but something tells me he’s just trying to figure out “the shocker”.

  4. “Hey! Who’s getting a McRib today? This guy right here”

  5. “Talk about my acting qualifications? Uh sure… HEY a phone call just came in – gotta take it!”

  6. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Checking out his hand-phone?

  7. cc

    He made that stupid ‘call me’ gesture and was shocked not to hear from anyone.

  8. LadyMoustache

    Does anyone remember how hot he used to be?? It’s like watching Jim Morrison age. Or Val Kilmer.

  9. CrashHell

    That’s not Phoning It In. I’ll show you how it’s really done.

  10. Is this the one where he plays the overgrown kid who has never matured, and can’t have adult relationships? I love that movie!

  11. tito

    “that word…i do not think it means what you think it means”

  12. Timothy

    “Sorry, I have to take this.”

  13. pff

    This talentless ugly dude keeps getting jobs. Is there, I mean, if you, I don’t even…

  14. That phone call he’s getting is from me, telling him he’s an unfunny, talentless douche.

  15. EZ-B

    Jon Hamm never should have told him he’d get better roles if he had a third leg.

  16. Vlad

    I may have a hammer thumb, but it doubles as a flashlight.

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