1. Deacon Jones

    (yelled over crowd)
    “Hey Bobby, who stuck an air hose up your ass?!?! “

  2. joe

    Looks like he’s got a nasty doody-bubble.

  3. Doctor_Joystick

    Black Michelin Man.

  4. Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to Death,

  5. Randalicious

    Crisco’s a helluva drug

  6. So he put on a coupl’a pounds… that’s his prerogative.

  7. I know who’s not humping around. This guy.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    In 9 months, Bobbi Kristina is going to have a new sibling to get engaged to down the road.

  9. Cock Dr

    Plump people should always garb themselves in outerwear that makes them resemble a large stack of truck tires.

  10. LadyMoustache

    Let’s put him the in rocket to nowhere with Chris Brown and Kanye. Do let’s. Before it’s too late.

  11. cc

    It sure was nice of that policeman to buy him some boots.

  12. your mom

    Using a puffy coat to transport narcotics just might work… but not in LA.

  13. Phoenix

    Schlepin’ around.

  14. Carbs: The new crack.

  15. Toe Jam

    The want effects….DAS EFX.

  16. CK

    They didn’t bury Whitney – Bobby ate her!

  17. Little Tongue

    At least he’s not driving!

  18. bexsuepeepants

    I wear this puffy jacket to hide my puffy liver. No one will know.

  19. Bionic_Crouton

    Bobby Brown is seen here with his lunch fighting off all of his fans as he arrives at LAX.

  20. tlmck

    Just got turned down after auditioning for the lead in the James Earl Jones biopic.

  21. right

    It’s Bobby Brown! Hide the crack!!!

  22. Skeezix

    Bobby, now modeling the “I can’t even Velcro my own shoes without Whitney” look. Coming soon to an airport near you.

  23. bigalkie

    Bobby… Keep your pimp hand strong.

  24. Never gave a fuck about this guy, never will.

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