(yelled over crowd)
“Hey Bobby, who stuck an air hose up your ass?!?! “

Looks like he’s got a nasty doody-bubble.

Black Michelin Man.

Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to Death,

Crisco’s a helluva drug

So he put on a coupl’a pounds… that’s his prerogative.

I know who’s not humping around. This guy.

In 9 months, Bobbi Kristina is going to have a new sibling to get engaged to down the road.

Plump people should always garb themselves in outerwear that makes them resemble a large stack of truck tires.

Let’s put him the in rocket to nowhere with Chris Brown and Kanye. Do let’s. Before it’s too late.

It sure was nice of that policeman to buy him some boots.

Kanye?

Using a puffy coat to transport narcotics just might work… but not in LA.

Schlepin’ around.

Carbs: The new crack.

The want effects….DAS EFX.

They didn’t bury Whitney – Bobby ate her!

At least he’s not driving!

I wear this puffy jacket to hide my puffy liver. No one will know.

Bobby Brown is seen here with his lunch fighting off all of his fans as he arrives at LAX.

Just got turned down after auditioning for the lead in the James Earl Jones biopic.

It’s Bobby Brown! Hide the crack!!!

Bobby, now modeling the “I can’t even Velcro my own shoes without Whitney” look. Coming soon to an airport near you.

Bobby… Keep your pimp hand strong.

Never gave a fuck about this guy, never will.