I loved him in “Top Secret” and “Real Genius”.
Matt Damon and Elton John had a love child?
Elton John and Val Kilmer. They call her Valton, and she’s a very successful professional softball player.
“I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!”
You’ll shoot your eye out, Sorkin.
Looks like he ate the whole bag of shrooms…
Aaron, buddy, next time you’re in Lenscrafters, maybe you shouldn’t shop in the kid’s department.
He’s clearly obsessed with Harry Potter.
Sudden Onset Craniomegaly is a real problem.
If somebody told Val Kilmer 20 years ago he’d look like this today, he’d laugh his ass off. If somebody told him what he’d REALLY look like, he’d shoot his ass off.
I’d like to take Jim J. Bulloch for the block, please.
There’s something about the way Val looks tonight.
“No, I’m not Skippy from Family Ties.”
Young Elton John.
Sorkin comes out as the Hemihypertrophy poster child, revealing that half of his body continues to grow and grow and grow…
mothers- make sure to turn your babies in the crib.
So is Val Kilmer the new NutriSystem poster child?
I thought this was a poorly aging Dolph Lungren…who the hell is aaron sorkin??
Matt Damon with bad teeth!
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