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  1. Lokigwar

    I loved him in “Top Secret” and “Real Genius”.

  2. Mark B

    Matt Damon and Elton John had a love child?

  3. “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!”

  4. Looks like he ate the whole bag of shrooms…

  5. Aaron, buddy, next time you’re in Lenscrafters, maybe you shouldn’t shop in the kid’s department.

  6. Allison Wunderlan

    If somebody told Val Kilmer 20 years ago he’d look like this today, he’d laugh his ass off. If somebody told him what he’d REALLY look like, he’d shoot his ass off.

  7. CrashHell

    I’d like to take Jim J. Bulloch for the block, please.

  8. Phoenix

    There’s something about the way Val looks tonight.

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    “No, I’m not Skippy from Family Ties.”

  10. Young Elton John.

  11. Skeezix

    Sorkin comes out as the Hemihypertrophy poster child, revealing that half of his body continues to grow and grow and grow…

  12. zomgbie

    mothers- make sure to turn your babies in the crib.

  13. bbiowa

    So is Val Kilmer the new NutriSystem poster child?

  14. JohnnyHildo

    I thought this was a poorly aging Dolph Lungren…who the hell is aaron sorkin??

  15. Matt Damon with bad teeth!

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