The hep is strong with this one.

The captions should really be concise about the relevant details, and omit the extraneous stuff. So this should read “Tara Reid, upright”

She just sort of hooks onto the arms of any random man passing by.

Shame, I know thy face…

The photo I want to see is the next morning, when that guy attempts to extricate himself from her grip.

That’s nice, that the kind young man from Rushmore took Tara out for dinner.

And got Super-AIDS.

derp

“Tara, I’m your accountant. Stop acting like we’re fucking every time we’re spotted in public.”

Who the hell is she? I mean, seriously…. Once again.

Why does the guy look so smug? He got the call-girl equivalent of a blue-light special.

How did that guy lose his eye?

How nice of the photographer to shoot this photo BEFORE she hit the pothole.

She just stopped trying. As did her abdominal muscles.

“Nah. Come on, honey. We’ll just go inside for one drink.”

Quick, straighten her head. If it tilts any more she topples. Then you have to call the CDC to clean up the street, treat anyone who saw her upskirt… it’s just not worth it.

“C’monnnn, fake-marry me. It’s the only way I get press these days.”

Who’s the unlucky sweaty bastard?

Dude looks like he’s trying to get the fuck away from her and she just won’t let go.

He thought he was picking up some diseased drug riddled skank. Her being Tara Reid disgusted him too much.

and The Most Retarded Looking Couple Award goes to…

Past her prime “Man Catching Years.” But don’t think that doesn’t stop her from trying.

her liver has the same print as her dress