Phil Collins the premiere of Disney's Musical 'Tarzan' at Stage Apollo Theatre in Stuttgart, Germany. (November 21, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Why do old people wear huge eyeglasses? A mystery.
Walter White’s retarded brother.
You know who else has an invisible touch? His barber.
Phil Collins has morphed into Truman Capote.
Why do I have an urge to visit Six Flags?
dammit. I was going to do that one.
when i tell my kids he ruled the 80s pop scene, they call me a liar
if I didn’t know better I wouldn’t believe it either hah
I bet he tastes like a peanut.
“No Taylored Jacket Required.”
There’s also a “Sususdio” joke her somewhere. But fuck it, I’m tired.
“WHERE ARE ZE JEWS!”
“You got a real attitude problem, McFly. You’re a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker, too.”
Is Terry Bradshaw branching away from the NFL?
Somebody might want to check his basement for bodies.
Musical ‘Tarzan’ – no doubt playing swing music.
I’ll see myself out.
He looks like he still doesn’t know what “Sussudio” means.
hmm. Now.. the Collins has judged you.
Mr. Gru, where are all your Minions?
Drew Carey needs to have his suit pressed.
You take sugar?
No thank you, Turkish; I’m sweet enough.
I would have never guessed in a million years that was Phil Collins if I hadn’t seen his name on the picture. Are you sure that’s him? Jesus…
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