superficial

  1. Fresco

    Why do old people wear huge eyeglasses? A mystery.

  2. Mohawk Disco

    Walter White’s retarded brother.

  3. You know who else has an invisible touch? His barber.

  4. Schadenfreude

    Phil Collins has morphed into Truman Capote.

  5. Why do I have an urge to visit Six Flags?

  6. when i tell my kids he ruled the 80s pop scene, they call me a liar

  7. Mike Walker

    I bet he tastes like a peanut.

  8. “No Taylored Jacket Required.”

    There’s also a “Sususdio” joke her somewhere. But fuck it, I’m tired.

  9. “WHERE ARE ZE JEWS!”

  10. “You got a real attitude problem, McFly. You’re a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker, too.”

  11. Flatliner

    Is Terry Bradshaw branching away from the NFL?

  12. JimBB

    Somebody might want to check his basement for bodies.

  13. Musical ‘Tarzan’ – no doubt playing swing music.

    I’ll see myself out.

  14. He looks like he still doesn’t know what “Sussudio” means.

  15. Moby’s dad.

  16. hmm. Now.. the Collins has judged you.

  17. RocketInMyPocket

    Mr. Gru, where are all your Minions?

  18. Drew Carey needs to have his suit pressed.

  19. crb

    You take sugar?

    No thank you, Turkish; I’m sweet enough.

  20. Jaime

    I would have never guessed in a million years that was Phil Collins if I hadn’t seen his name on the picture. Are you sure that’s him? Jesus…

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