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  1. Mohawk Disco

    This is not even subtle. Just look at that hideous tattoo.

    • MT

      Be nice. It’s hard to get that color orange and green on human skin. He probably had to pay some Tattoo “artist” $100 and 1/2 a bottle of Jack.

  2. “If it’s gonna be that kind of party, I’ll stick my dick in the Alicia.”

  3. JimBB

    I can’t pronounce your name, but will you still bang me?

  4. “Are you sure you’ve done this before?”

  5. Bane

    If its in Hollywood, shouldn’t it be STD?

  6. Ahh, the life of a useless nobody, living off your dad’s millions.

  7. fred

    “Is that it?”

    “Nope. Not even close.”

  8. Who, who and who?

  9. You can penetrate someone through pleather?

  10. she should have stopped after the 9th shot.

  11. martina

    I don’t mean to interrupt the sextivities, but …
    Who is Sean Stewart?
    Who is Alicia Zacharkiewicz?

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