1. Hugh Jazz

    “How long will you be on Mars, Mrs. Houston?”
    [bzzt] “Two weeks.” [bzzt]

  2. he can write too? double threat.

  3. Beer Baron

    “So, how exactly did you survive being choked to death and your sail barge exploding on Tatooine?”

  4. I forget, which Harry Potter villain is this?

  5. Deacon Jones

    Is she about to have her mask ripped off and grumble “And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you pesky kids!”

  6. “No, I was not the villain in Ironman 2. Why does everyone keep asking me that?”

  7. She looks like someone drew a face on a thumb and put a wig on it

  8. Pillow case full of oranges.. to the face!

  9. I find it ironic that she used to play Morticia Addams, and now she looks like Herman Munster.

  10. JimBB

    Two weeks.


  12. Wow, Emo Phillips got old.

  13. ashrit snowe

    Joke’s over Michael Moore. We know it’s you.

  14. Anjelica Hutt’s son.

  15. Vlad

    Morticia Addams? Naw, it’s Uncle Fester with a wig!

  16. tlmck

    Rodney Dangerfield is still alive!

  17. Your move, Amanda Plummer.

  18. Nice try Arnold, you can take that head off now.

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