Little did the crowd know, strapped to her hips and ass was 70 pounds of spanx. As the seams strained mightily against her girth, it was only a matter of time before all that kinetic energy would be released.
There would be no survivors.
Just last year astronomers discovered three smaller asses orbiting around it.
UPDATE LAST WEEK: Now it’s 4, and soon to be 5
I come here for pics of celebrities etc, not screen caps of Animal Planet’s “Finding Bigfoot”.
Chewie, this isn’t Comic Con. Get down from there and get in the car.
Sure it’s big butt it’s no where near King of the K Klan status.
I’m sorry but she is SO fucking gross.
You know that guy in the background just did the *cough*giantwookieass*cough*
Australia has always been known for its strange and exotic beasts.
That guy is holding his chin because the table hit him in the jaw when she put her big wookie hand down.
“Courtesy call for Hugh Jazz. Will a Hugh Jazz, please come to the the courtesy phone.”
Great timing with that photo…you can see the fart ripples going all the way up her back.
Definitely a Kardassian.
Appearing at Westfield – and most of Eastfield at the same time.
“Does somebody in here own a late model VW bug? I apologize,I knocked it over with my big fat ass.
The musky smell of wookie must be terrible, poor guy is gagging.
She was already nasty, the fake ass just makes her 10 times worse.
This is my last comment on any of those Kardashian whores or anyone associated with them.
She is an ugly fat-assed whore who brings shame to all other fat-assed decent women who wouldn’t dream of wrapping it in spandex and whoring it off to the world as a sales argument. Her mother launched the campaign ‘everybody loves our big asses’ years ago. Still they occupy the media by this false assumption EVERYBODY loves them. As in fact everybody hates everything Kardashian. We just want to watch your slow train crash already. Ass first.
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