Her and Kate Gosselin should really make a porn together.
Leather on leather doesn’t do it for me.
to dissuade people from watching porn?
OUCH! She’s gonna look great in about 5 years!
i’m waiting for her new show, “divorcing reality” coming this fall on E!
i’m waiting for her new show, “divorced from reality” coming this fall on E!
Did anyone ever end up making that make-up applicator that was a shotgun that Homer Simpson invented ? We could use that right about now.
Pretty sure that Florida Secretary of State what’s-her-face from the 2000 election recount has one at home.
Playboy airbrush? Pfft! Puh-leease.
“Hey, Kendra, what’re you up to?”
“Oh, you know, just buying some meth so I can go back to my trailer, lock myself in the back, and freebase all night while my children run around naked on our astroturf lawn… Nothing too crazy”
I thought it was Stacey Dash after Paul Ryan got through with her.
I had no idea they were remaking “Tales from the Crypt.”
Did she go as “Sexy Francis McDormand” for Hallowe’en?
Lesson learned: sex with a 90 year old bone will make you age 3x as fast.
This is the best Ron Pearlman costume I have ever seen.
It was nice of them to return her face after it was used to catch the last pitch of the World Series.
If you cut off her head you could still use it as a weapon against the gorgon.
This woman has always irritated the living fuck out of me, but her nice body and ample cleavage made her tolerable. But here, there isn’t even any cleavage. “Kendra — GO AWAY!” Tits or GTFO!
Wow. That’s unfortunate.
*puts on her sex tape*
All is forgiven!
Healthy glow. The liver can handle a little black shoe polish just fine when the Old Crow runs dry.
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