superficial

  1. Her and Kate Gosselin should really make a porn together.

  2. elephantman

    OUCH! She’s gonna look great in about 5 years!

  3. henry hill

    i’m waiting for her new show, “divorcing reality” coming this fall on E!

  4. henry hill

    i’m waiting for her new show, “divorced from reality” coming this fall on E!

  5. Jack Ketch

    Ugh :P

  6. DeucePickle

    Did anyone ever end up making that make-up applicator that was a shotgun that Homer Simpson invented ? We could use that right about now.

  7. Playboy airbrush? Pfft! Puh-leease.

  8. diego

    “Hey, Kendra, what’re you up to?”
    “Oh, you know, just buying some meth so I can go back to my trailer, lock myself in the back, and freebase all night while my children run around naked on our astroturf lawn… Nothing too crazy”
    “…uh…”

  9. Animal

    I thought it was Stacey Dash after Paul Ryan got through with her.

  10. Hey Now

    I had no idea they were remaking “Tales from the Crypt.”

  11. Did she go as “Sexy Francis McDormand” for Hallowe’en?

  12. Urvag

    Lesson learned: sex with a 90 year old bone will make you age 3x as fast.

  13. rantatonne

    This is the best Ron Pearlman costume I have ever seen.

  14. It was nice of them to return her face after it was used to catch the last pitch of the World Series.

  15. Dick Trickle

    If you cut off her head you could still use it as a weapon against the gorgon.

  16. This woman has always irritated the living fuck out of me, but her nice body and ample cleavage made her tolerable. But here, there isn’t even any cleavage. “Kendra — GO AWAY!” Tits or GTFO!

  17. Wow. That’s unfortunate.

    *puts on her sex tape*

    All is forgiven!

  18. Joaquin ingles

    Healthy glow. The liver can handle a little black shoe polish just fine when the Old Crow runs dry.

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