The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.2.12
Kendall and Kris Jenner at the book launch of 'Nomad Two Worlds' by Russell James in Sydney, Australia. (November 1, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Kendall, stand up straight. Bidding starts at 10 dollars!”
Far too low considering that she must have heard how much the Brazilian girl got for hers. The fact that this “book Launch” happens to take place in Australia is also very convenient I might add.
Yeah, besides, US$10 in Australia is really like…*looks it up*…awwwwww. I so enjoyed making these jokes 20 years ago.
Man, her pimp hand is strong…
How much for the tall, skinny one to choke out the old, dry one?
Consider this a thumbs up.
Next lot from my collection: Young supple teenager. Bidding starts at 1,500.
Remember books? They’re like Kindles made out of paper
Purse in one hand… Kendall in the other… the lady likes to keep her money close.
Next up on the auction block, ‘Kendall’…now she’s no Ken doll, she’s 16 years old, long, lean and ready to make that career breaking sex tape. Come on, let’s get those bids going before daddy realizes she’s gone. Do I hear $50…
You rock McFeely! Hilarious!!
You could swap out “career” with “bone” and still be on the money.
Poor girl. Her life is completely fucked.
Kendall hasn’t yet realized that it is Stockholm Syndrome she is suffering from.
I pity that girl. Her clan and gender = inevitable public abasement & doom
I read this first as “public basement” and still thought it was acceptable somehow.
Imagine how much money she’s going to make now the hot one is old enough.
Is she the hot one. Because I see nothing “hot” on her. She looks like a broom in yellow decoration in this photo.
Kendall, you haven’t pimped out yet. There’s still time to make a break for it.
“Honey get out of the way the nice men want to take mommy’s picture…I SAID MOVE!”
Bringing out the new model whore.
She’s got that fresh-whore smell. No, wait…whaaa?
they were very professional and equally prepared.
pimp mamma kris had more than enough brochures at the ready listing all the important items such as availability, hourly rates, services and contact information.
How narcissistic is this old cow? Anyone with a basic of knowledge of painting/colors, knows that the color that contrasts with black the most is not white, but yellow. Guess who chose Kendall’s dress for her, so it would make her own *slimming* number stand out as much as it possibly could by association…
Now who was her father??
Olympic decathlon gold-medalist Bruce Jenner, duh. But you do raise a point I was about to myself: We can now pinpoint the source of the ass gene, and it was definitely not Kris Houghton Kardashian Todd Fisher Burton Jenner. Maybe Khloe really is a natural Kardashian.
Admit it, you have at least considered what it would look like if Brody Jenner and Big Bird had a kid.
Kendall is a fucking knockout. It will be interesting to see if there’s much transformation as she matures. Hopefully she’ll fill out enough to knock her mother’s teeth down her throat.
Way to wore your tenage daughter when you are in your fifties! This is shameles!!!!
Whore…obviously
That girl doesn’t have a chance in the world of being normal.
It looks like Kris is holding a gun to her back.
“Mom, I’m hungry!”
“You’ll eat AFTER your sex tape!”
“Kendal, go suck that photographers dick”
Kris is the hardest working pimp in Hollywood
She’s got her hand holding her like a ‘six pack’ of beer………