Aziz Ansari at the 8th Annual Maroon 5 Halloween Party at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. (October 31, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I can literally hear him thinking: Choo Choo motherfucker…
Who is he with? Damn…
Looks like a young Gillian Anderson
Only with way bigger jugs
I would say she forgot an item of clothing but then I really doubt it was “forgotten” so much as just “ignored”.
Aziz: Yeah, I hit dat. Guess which hole Thomas came in?
more like tunnel
He is one smug bastard, isn’t he? Deservedly so, mind you.
There’s a thin line between cool and coolie
OMG. That’s fucking racist. I didn’t even know Americans knew that term.
Keep your panties on. I’m Indian and I LOLed.
@SexJihaad9/11: I wasn’t offended by it. I was just surprised that Americans knew that term. I thought it was only used in the Caribbean and maybe India. So you keep your panties on, or if you’re a woman, take them off.
Americans often used that term for the Chinese immigrants that worked in the gold fields and railroads way back in the 1850s. Not sure who else uses it but America might have exported the term. It also might be an imported British colonial term. Either way the comment reminded me of the term and I am going to give it a test run on some yellow and brown friends. Wish me luck.
Maybe stick with yellow and brown… and make sure you just say ‘Hi yellow’ to the yellow ones
You know what he’s thinking…..”Yup, I will be putting my own brand of curry on that shit later!”
Cinders and ashes! Lady Hatt forgot her undergarments!
Photo boy, the story’s on the left
Agreed. I want this to develop into a “This Is Brad Pitt’s Assistant”-style three-day obsession.
It’s been weeks and I’m still obsessing. Who is she?
He might be Thomas, but I have a Fat Controller in my pants.
The train starts here.
Okay, tell me banging a girl in a bright pink wig wouldn’t add a little something to the experience.
That… and the chain mail…
I have no idea who this guy is.. but judging by his date..I’ll guess that he is rich.
Anzari the wank engine perhaps?
Good to see someone dressed as Thomas the Jumbo Go Go Mobile.
The eyes of the train say it all.
Pretty sure she’s supposed to be Natalie Portman’s stripper from Closer. Pretty sure it’s working for me…
They’re totally shunting.
Thomas is excited to see boobies for the first time.
The train is looking in the right direction.
I was wondering just who in the hell that guy is, but then I realized I don’t really give a fuck who HE is. But I’d sure like to know who SHE is.
So that’s where a tank engine gets its erection.
No one came up with a good joke involving a caboose? Weak. You people disappoint me!
Nice photobomb, Indian kid.
Always disguised as tech support, change it up my Indian nigga!
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