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Half-assed.
The douche is strong with this one.
I think next year he should dress up as someone with a relevant career.
Please be at Seppuku practice
I think it might be sudoku practice. :D
Do Jedi’s wear jeans?
Nope, just HighTops.
His smegma & nut funk keeps people at a respectable distance.
There can be only….well, many….douchebags at this party.
Usagi Yojimbo?
No. Usagi So Homo
He wasn’t invited, he was already there and he looks pissed they woke him up
More of a samu-why? I feel…
Re-creating John Belushi’s much-forgotten “Samurai Hobo.”
Once he rids himself of the five o’clock shadow and grows his tits, a quick little penis-ectomy will make him perfect!
Uh oh, someone didn’t tip the bathroom attendant.
This is not the douchebag you seek…….