superficial

  1. It kind of defeats the whole “Silent, but Deadly” thing.

  2. She just douched with Summer Breeze

  3. Jade

    “Ack! I think my tampon is falling out!”

  4. Man, that’s an incredibly lifelike blow-up doll.

  5. cc

    With a dress that ugly, she should be hoping it blows away.

  6. EricLr

    Whew, I’ve really got to start taping this penis back on windy nights if I’m going to wear a dress.

  7. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Ahh, what the hell. Stick her on the barbie, and we’ll use copious amounts of beer to hide any ill taste.

  8. right

    When the F*ck did that happen to her? She used to be smokin’ hot.
    What a sad day!

  9. No underwear.
    The look says it all.

  10. Buddy The Elf

    “It’s a what? A book? Can someone please read it to me.”

  11. I think she’s still fucking hot. Look at those legs, fer fucksake. Wouldn’t you just love to have them encircling your head? And there’d still be enough left for breakfast in the morning.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    Dinklage is Fast!

  13. 1NDUN

    Thus began the Australian invasion of the Monkfish.

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