superficial

  1. cp3

    Elvira’s daughter grew to be as tasteful and elegant as her mother.

  2. it had to be said

    I appreciate cleavage more than most people, but those cantaloupes look like they’re being tortured.

  3. I bet at least one of them pops out if she sneezes. A bit like the scene from alien but more saline-y.

  4. Jack Ketch

    Gross.

  5. I think I might like the new uniforms on the Star Trek re-boot.

  6. Any Guy

    i love tits as much as the next guy, but DAMN those are some ugly kick-balls fighting to get off that chicken-chest.

  7. Ruth

    Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung!

  8. That is one fucked up sexy marching band.

  9. Johnny P!

    She’s wearing a “novelty t-shirt” under that dress, right? Right?

  10. DontMindMe_sf

    I would not be wearing a dress with spikes if I have water balloons like that on my chest

  11. TomFrank

    Isn’t she the one who went from an A-cup to this? Girls, don’t let this happen to you.

  12. Buddy the Elf

    classy lady

  13. Any bets AGAINST childhood molestation? Anyone?

  14. Johnny Cochran's Tumor

    Did they sew Mickey Mouse to her chest?

  15. jd

    Sometimes bigger is just bigger.

  16. cc

    100% artificial flavor ho.

  17. Contusion

    Sadly she’d be way more attractive without the halved coconuts strapped to her chest. And why does she look like she’s underwater?

  18. Perplexity

    If the dress were to reveal more, it wouldn’t be nipples. Nay, they would read Voit.

  19. Miss C

    Of course she’s photographed in Manchester. TOWIManchester?

  20. Awww. Bless her, she’s all proud of them. Poor kid.

  21. CuckooforCocoaPuffs

    I think we can agree that this is not how Michael Jackson would want to be remembered.

  22. robynnn

    her face says “herf durrrp”

  23. MJB

    My own boobs hurt just by looking at that atrocity.

  24. It’s the new spokeswoman for Snap-On Tools, Chloe Simms!!!

  25. Blech

    It’s like she’s a reverse-Kim Kardashian (i.e., ass on chest).

  26. Her breasts are modelled after Homer Simpson’s eyes.

  27. gigi

    Giant chemical balls, per the good Mr. David

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