Elvira’s daughter grew to be as tasteful and elegant as her mother.
damnz i live bolt-ons
I appreciate cleavage more than most people, but those cantaloupes look like they’re being tortured.
I bet at least one of them pops out if she sneezes. A bit like the scene from alien but more saline-y.
I honestly think if she sneezed, they’d explode.
I think I might like the new uniforms on the Star Trek re-boot.
i love tits as much as the next guy, but DAMN those are some ugly kick-balls fighting to get off that chicken-chest.
Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung!
You can say that again!
jung chi duh go-se dway
That is one fucked up sexy marching band.
I have to laugh.
She’s wearing a “novelty t-shirt” under that dress, right? Right?
I would not be wearing a dress with spikes if I have water balloons like that on my chest
Isn’t she the one who went from an A-cup to this? Girls, don’t let this happen to you.
Any bets AGAINST childhood molestation? Anyone?
Did they sew Mickey Mouse to her chest?
Sometimes bigger is just bigger.
100% artificial flavor ho.
Sadly she’d be way more attractive without the halved coconuts strapped to her chest. And why does she look like she’s underwater?
If the dress were to reveal more, it wouldn’t be nipples. Nay, they would read Voit.
I checked and they actually say “Tupperware.”
Of course she’s photographed in Manchester. TOWIManchester?
Awww. Bless her, she’s all proud of them. Poor kid.
I think we can agree that this is not how Michael Jackson would want to be remembered.
her face says “herf durrrp”
My own boobs hurt just by looking at that atrocity.
I would rub them for you and be EVER so gentle…
It’s the new spokeswoman for Snap-On Tools, Chloe Simms!!!
It’s like she’s a reverse-Kim Kardashian (i.e., ass on chest).
Her breasts are modelled after Homer Simpson’s eyes.
Giant chemical balls, per the good Mr. David
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Chloe Simms in Manchester, UK. (November 17, 2011)