1. dontkillthemessenger

    The only man in America who enjoys a young, white boy more than Jerry Sandusky.

  2. it had to be said

    Yes, I did bugger Bieber.

  3. Sorry Mr. Usher, there must be some mistake, but this is Pencils for Promise, not Black Microphones for Promise.

  4. Is there no shortage of backdrops for pointless charities?

  5. Evil Dick Tater

    Usher might be dyslexic. When he read the invitation he completely missed the letters C and L in “pencils.”

  6. TomFrank

    “It was three years ago that I first met a very talented young man named Justin Bieber. And that’s when I was introduced to Pencils of Promise.”

  7. Richard McBeef

    Is this the line for the Michigan J. Frog audtion?

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  8. Uncle Phil

    Fish, you mis-spelled Urkel.

  9. Venom

    Yep, totally straight…

  10. peepee

    “Did I do thaaaaaaaat?”

  11. The Brown Streak

    I remember him from House Party and House Party 2.

  12. chalupa


  13. Hey, Usher…help me find my seat.

  14. HumbugerHelper

    Usher? He looks more like Janitor to me.

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