The only man in America who enjoys a young, white boy more than Jerry Sandusky.
“Pencil of Promise” is what he calls Bieber.
Yes, I did bugger Bieber.
Sorry Mr. Usher, there must be some mistake, but this is Pencils for Promise, not Black Microphones for Promise.
Is there no shortage of backdrops for pointless charities?
At this point, I suspect publicists just hire monkeys to make them up. “Pencils of Promise” Really?!?
Usher might be dyslexic. When he read the invitation he completely missed the letters C and L in “pencils.”
“It was three years ago that I first met a very talented young man named Justin Bieber. And that’s when I was introduced to Pencils of Promise.”
He can still remember how Justin’s “promise ring” gripped him like a vise.
Is this the line for the Michigan J. Frog audtion?
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It’s the McRib of references.
Yep, Everybody do the Michigan Raaaaaag!
Fish, you mis-spelled Urkel.
Yep, totally straight…
“Did I do thaaaaaaaat?”
I remember him from House Party and House Party 2.
Hey, Usher…help me find my seat.
Usher? He looks more like Janitor to me.
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