superficial

  1. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    despite having her ovaries removed. Fran Descher announced she is 4 months pregnant.

  2. your mom

    Do all book launches include mock blowjobs?

  3. Coyote

    I got a Lollipop for her right Here

  4. More like “Being at Wendy’s”.Amirite?

  5. That hairball has been lodged in there for years. Maybe now she has a chance of talking normal.

  6. “Chapter 3, Fellatio as a Career Builder.”

  7. Johnny P!

    “Why do people always insist on giving me things to stick in my mouth? I just don’t get it! Why, just the other day I—mrpphh!mumbmumb-snrk-gbrt…”

  8. Casestudy #7234: Why Building A Career Out Of Being Annoying Is A Bad Idea

  9. Uncle Phil

    Good thing this book is being marketed to the “Toddlers and Tiaras” demographic or this pic might seem in-appropriate.

  10. cc

    Fran, it’s why better if you lash it with your tongue.

  11. Minky Wail

    It’s not an audio book I hope.

  12. cagster

    I can’t figure out this lollipop obsession….is this the new Valtrax prescription?

  13. Contusion

    Maybe it’s a book about metaphors.

  14. Venom

    15 years ago I would have been turned on by this. Not so much now.

  15. chinto

    This is the opposite of sexy. That might as well be a tongue depressor.

  16. Dali

    she is a little old for that.

  17. “OK, fine! Go get the garden hose and I’ll prove it!”

  18. me

    granny nanny can still suck a duck

  19. noodle

    she was sexier pre-cancer.

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