superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    In retrospect, Victoria Beckham looked great in that pic yesterday.

  2. it had to be said

    Is Reese Witherspoon gonna have to smack a bitch?

  3. So what? Now they’re remaking Risky Business with a chick?

  4. Don’t make her break out the chin!

  5. Sometimes the paparazzi shoots Reese…sometimes she shoots them…yeeeaaaaahhhhh!

  6. TomFrank

    “Looks like this wood”—puts on sunglasses—”didn’t float.”

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  7. Now you’ve done it, looks like she’s gonna chin whip some poor fool unconscious.

  8. cc

    Reese’s version of the opening paragraph of The Three Little Pigs:

    The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do.

    The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house.

    The third little pig built his house out of bricks.

    One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said “Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in!”

    “Not by the hair of my chinny chinny chinny chin chin chin”, said the little pig.

  9. The only place you’ll see more chin is in a Chinese phone book.

  10. tkb

    “There’s no botox in this forehead, but there is a knife in this chin.”

  11. “If you guys don’t stop making fun of my chin I will enter the code into my cellphone that will detonate this bomb and blow us all to kingdom come!”

  12. COME WITH ME IF YOU NEED A CHIN.

  13. BoBo

    Don’t these celebrities know that Botox in the forehead won’t stop your face from getting wrinkles in other places. Your face still has to move. Just look at her weird wrinkles above her eyebrows she looks like a freak.

  14. “Hasta la vista, baby.”

  15. Looks like she’s getting ready to nurse a baby Dalek.

  16. me

    i told you..i DO NOT have botox!!!!!

  17. Codot

    She looked at me with a glare as sharp as her chin.

  18. Jezebel

    It’s good that Christopher Walken is trying to lay low until this whole Natalie Wood thing blows over.

  19. boingo

    what a cunty expression on her face!

  20. Lisa

    wow, so some women really DO need makeup

  21. Bob

    This photo is way more hilarious now that it comes right after the JNL wet booty shot. I feel like I just got caught staring at a chicks ass by my wife.

  22. Ticonderoga

    Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon.

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