“John! John! Please sign this! It’s a tattoo I have of your face… inside my vagina”
He’s a great actor. On TV he’s a bad dude, in real life he wears scarves like a bitch.
Cut Hamm some slack. I’m sure Gary Oldman gave him the scarf to wear.
“JOHN, JOHN … sign my desk calendar!”
Jeezus…is he just out of bed from a bad case of flu?
If you look closely, you’ll see a little jar of Vick’s Vaporub in his pocket.
I think this is the first pic of him I’ve EVER seen where he’s looked like (death warmed over) bad. Must be sick.
You know how I know you’re not gay, Jon Hamm? Because you wore that scarf with that suit.
Wait, who said that?!? My scarf is metro, ok, not gay!
“John! JOHN! Sign my issue of Harelip Bazaar?”
For a second, I thought it was Jude Law.
God, Tobey Maguire is looking haggard.
At what point does it stop being a scarf and start being a cervical collar?
When he starts wearing it on his cervix.
I believe that he’s shrinking. soon he will be a Hamm me down.
move: hamm becomes self aware. bwaaaaaaaaaahm.
Hah!! Poor man’s Don Dra… wait.
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