Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner on the Spanish TV show El Hormiguero in Madrid. (November 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Kristin has the look of someone who’s just been orally pleasured by a bucktoothed puppet.
I see Kristen is showing off her full range of facial expressions.
does she ever not look vacant?
Nope, that’s kind of her “thing”.
Poor Kristen. This is basically exactly like rape or something.
“And the answer to the question. ‘How many dicks did Kristen suck while you dater her?’ is…”
Taylor: “WOW!! Same number as me!!”
#27: Number of times Kristen swallowed the director’s load on the set of Snow White.
Man they must be having a good time. Look at all three of them getting all emotional.
1) See No Evil.
2) Hear No Evil.
3) “Hey Hombres! Look how wide my mouth opens!
C-mused (C meaning cock)
Prepping for the bukakke scene.
Those goggles can’t make you forget that your girlfriend’s a whore, Robert.
Kristen: “Why do I have to be here? I could be getting eaten out right now. Oops. I mean “auditioning” for my next role”.
Kristen is the prettiest.
She is probably so stoned right there. Can’t say that I blame her.
hey lautner thats kim kardashians copyrighted/trademarked pose ur messin with.
Robert is hiding, Kristen is thinking about math, and Taylor…well, Taylor is just breathing.
In all fairness, this is the most personality I’ve ever seen out of any of them!
Fuck, the Spaniards are easily amused.
Now we know how each of them takes a facial.
“Quick! Everyone pretend someone whipped out a nice dong.”
A minute later, Rupert Sanders started licking the puppet’s mouth
Kristen quietly enjoyed her victory when no one came even close to guessing the number of men she’s been with since breaking up with Robert.
Keifer Suttherland required an extra 3 hours to save this group.
All three were asked to show the face they make during oral.
If I ever travel to Spain I am going to watch El Hormiguero for a week. I dont know what the fuck its about, but every actor in the USA has been on it.
The clock is counting down the number of seconds left in their careers.
Replacement batteries for Kristen stat!
She looks like the manga version of herself.
The Celebrity Dating Game…Robert and Taylor had to guess how long it took Kristen to achieve climax when Rupert went down on her. The answer was a mere 27 seconds. Robert was aghast.
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