“Damn, that phone is fast.”

That man looks like he keeps kids locked in his basement.

“Ya, Daniel… And dis is the mural I have of you in my house…”

my cock does look good there mate, post it on twitter.

so would.

With planking dying a quick death, Rajiv tries desperately to start his own new trend… phon-o-bombing.

“What have you got for me this time, Q? . . . Oh dear god. Perhaps you should delete those pictures, right quick.”

Entertaining movie. Naomie Harris is hot.

Skyfall was the best Bond movie in years. Craig was awesome as usual. Javier Bardem stole the show as Silva and Judi Dench was more active than ever. Absolutely loved it.

Bernice Marhloe and Naomi Harris were fucking hot!

“I can’t stand here doing this all day. This time be sure to push the “Record” button. OK, here we go: ‘At the tone, the time will be…’“

Yes. Definitely yes.

Who woulda thought that Dave Matthews was a Bond fan…

If there was justice Breaking dawn would fail hard against Skyfall.

Why do assholes think that taking a picture of yourself with a movie star makes you anything more than just an asshole ?

Worst shirt ever.

Dave Matthews got fat cancer?

MORE.

“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No Mr. Bond… I expect you to smile for the camera.”

I didn’t know Dave Matthews was going through chemo.