1. Oh this little thing? I just skinned a disco ball……

  2. Inner Retard

    I will punch the next guy who says getting an education is the key to success and happiness not playing soccer.

  3. Yeah Santa, I am going to need you to wrap this one up and send me her for Christmas.

  4. cc

    Pretty and tiny enough to really toss around. Heaven.

  5. fap

    This’ll learn all those mean kids who used to call her “farty vaarty” in school.

  6. fred

    “I’m so embarrassed. I just did something that rhymes with my last name on the red carpet.”

  7. John Meis

    She now goes by her maiden name ‘Meis’ again as she has divorced Rafael v.d. Vaart

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