I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…all these moments will be lost in time, like an old man in a velour tracksuit.
I’ll be sending you the bill for my keyboard, thanks.
Is it one of those special one-handed typing models?
I got to get me one of those.
All that’s missing is…(wait for it)…a shotgun.
Wonder if Nick Nolte is just slightly out of frame…?
“You were built as well as we could make you.”
“But not to last…”
“Is that ‘Hobo With a Shotgun’ on the cover of Fangoria? I’ll take 3 copies”
So he really was blind the entire time?
I’m not dead. I’m method.
His ads for Guinness were great.
Hobo with a paper bag.
In a Split Second, Hauer reached a Crossworlds where he Dazzled with his Magic Flute Diaries in hand. Sadly, he was struck by a Flying Virus, while in Sin City, that happened to be Lying in Wait for him.
Apparently it affected his Hemoglobin, causing it to Redline, so that he was Knockin On Heaven’s Door. Only the Blood of the Innocent, taken from a Ladyhawke would save him and prevent his Omega Doom.
With the Osterman Weekend coming up, it really is only a matter of time, before his Flesh + Blood make him a Breed Apart, and he succumbs to the Year of Cancer.
Let us all keep him in our prayers, as it is not Hard to Remember when we have all had one we loved Surviving the Game.
Ugh. Writing that one kind of made my brain hurt.
He wants more life, fucker.
And Werner Herzog will be announcing the Klaus Kinski biopic in 3, 2, 1…
Now THIS, is how Nick Nolte wants to look.
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Rutger Hauer in Los Angeles. (November 14, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN