1. guest

    i’m Salley O’Malley, and i’m proud to say i’m 50 years old. And like to KICK! STREEEEETCH and KICK!

  2. I like Betsey. She’s 71 and still looks great, still doing her own thing.

  3. SEE!!! Every time I spread my legs more leopard print pop outs!

  4. She seems fun…in that way where people say “thank god she’s gone” at the end of the night.

  5. I don’t think I’ve ever seen both her feet on the ground at the same time.

  6. fred

    Muppets really do have legs.

  7. Cock Dr

    Her clothes and accessories are fun…I wear her stuff when I feel the urge to dress totally age inappropriately.

  8. Nothing like a limber old lady in leopard print to make me flaccid forever. Thanks PB!

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    Steven Tyler never should’ve dyed his hair.

  10. “I call this one the Farrah Abraham.”

  11. Where’s the rest of Van Halen ?

  12. Slappy Magoo

    Kids in the Hall reuniting for one more tour?

  13. Dox

    “…. and then the purse comes right out, see?”

  14. crb

    ::foghorn::

  15. richie

    “My name is Sally O’Malley. I’m proud to say I’m 50 years old, I’m not one of those gals who likes to tell her real age. And I like to kick! Stretch!”

  16. Crissy Snow looks thrilled to get Mrs. Roper’s hand-me downs.

  17. tlmck

    Looks like the aftermath of a Russell Brand explosion.

  18. I fully admit I own a Betsey Johnson winter coat, scarf, bathing suit, and blue suede shoes. I like her shit, and at 71, she still does her own thing and doesn’t give a rat’s ass what others think about it.

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