1. JC

    “Now give me ‘dead carp,” the photographer yelled. “Yes! That’s it!”

  2. slackjawed and dead eyes…that’s what Maxim readers like.

  3. Dox

    “No dear, I said sexy. Not apathetic.”

  4. Fuck an airbrush. How did they take the crazy out of those eyes???

  5. “Work done? No, I’ve never worked a day in my life. Why are you asking?”

  6. what the hell? this picture is terrible!

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