Nothing I could say can top this. You have won this round Mr. Paparazzi.
Wow a little walking talking upskirter….
Hes got that thumbs up goin he’s definitely gonna take a look see up that skirt!
You can tell by the look on her face that she does not want to walk too close.
Screw it. Verne’s always got a smile on his face. Good for him.
This is fantastic.
Boys, your day of toil at the computer combing through a million “celebrity” photos hit the jackpot today.
Exactly what I was thinking. So many cool things in this picture. I’m not sure if my favorite is the deposit box thing on the wall or the bicycle in the background. Bravo
Personally, I was thinking the blonde. But then I think “evolution” is a scam.
Kick the baby!
Every call girls nightmare.
“Hooker’s here, gotta go!”
I had to scroll to see it wasn’t just of the girl.
If that’s his wife I swear I’ll plotz…
She’s thinking “It’s gonna be an extra grand if I have to see him naked.”
Jesus, isn’t it time to punt this little fucker?
Shut the fuck up and go get in her purse now you little bastard!!
It would take all my willpower not to just run up and kick him like a soccer ball.
I guess I’ll fuck it.
“Madam, from this angle, I can see that you have fine taste in panties. Get it? ‘Fine tastin’ panties’?”
He’s gonna craw right up there and lay eggs. I know it.
Thank goodness he’s nowhere near Liam Neeson.
I bet he fists all his dates.
“I will be going down on her and kissing her pussy. Then when I decide to climb back up to kiss her mouth, I’ll let her know so she has time to take a nap till I get there.”
It’s like a human, but smaller..
verne needs to go next door and show liam neeson the correct way to pee drunk.
The nice thing about flying to London…he can sit on someone’s lap and fly for free.
…and here it is, even Gold Diggers question their own actions.
I bet he crawls into her like a tauntaun.
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Verne Troyer in London. (November 11, 2011)