superficial

  1. Nothing I could say can top this. You have won this round Mr. Paparazzi.

  2. little turtle head

    Wow a little walking talking upskirter….

  3. thumb dick

    Hes got that thumbs up goin he’s definitely gonna take a look see up that skirt!

  4. Do Freebird

    You can tell by the look on her face that she does not want to walk too close.

  5. it had to be said

    Screw it. Verne’s always got a smile on his face. Good for him.

  6. Cock Dr

    This is fantastic.
    Boys, your day of toil at the computer combing through a million “celebrity” photos hit the jackpot today.

  7. Bonky

    Every call girls nightmare.

  8. “Hooker’s here, gotta go!”

  9. I had to scroll to see it wasn’t just of the girl.

  10. Fester

    If that’s his wife I swear I’ll plotz…

  11. Mike701

    She’s thinking “It’s gonna be an extra grand if I have to see him naked.”

  12. Jesus, isn’t it time to punt this little fucker?

  13. farting old man's wife

    Shut the fuck up and go get in her purse now you little bastard!!

  14. Venom

    It would take all my willpower not to just run up and kick him like a soccer ball.

  15. MRF

    I guess I’ll fuck it.

  16. TomFrank

    “Madam, from this angle, I can see that you have fine taste in panties. Get it? ‘Fine tastin’ panties’?”

  17. Truk

    He’s gonna craw right up there and lay eggs. I know it.

  18. dontkillthemessenger

    Thank goodness he’s nowhere near Liam Neeson.

  19. Drundel

    I bet he fists all his dates.

  20. “I will be going down on her and kissing her pussy. Then when I decide to climb back up to kiss her mouth, I’ll let her know so she has time to take a nap till I get there.”

  21. dekansnowman

    It’s like a human, but smaller..

  22. cvsldf

    verne needs to go next door and show liam neeson the correct way to pee drunk.

  23. The nice thing about flying to London…he can sit on someone’s lap and fly for free.

  24. Hank E. Ring

    …and here it is, even Gold Diggers question their own actions.

  25. I bet he crawls into her like a tauntaun.

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