Looks like she’s heading to an audition for a Lifetime movie biography of Goldie Hawn.
She caught Hilton eye.
aka a cum-clot
YES. I was about to say the same thing. lol
Yeah. That’s about right.
She made the mistake of looking at her dress for more than 10 seconds and got cross eyed
Must have fooooooooood!!!
“So like Asian people always like do this”
Quick, someone grab a cheeseburger. She’s about to pass out!
That should read “Nicole Richie on Klonopin in Los Angeles”.
New ad for Got Cum…in my eye
And…the drugs kick in, now!
The dazed look immediately after throwing up when the heroin kicks in…
Well she IS on Extra.
Doing her Paris Hilton impression
Being so fucking stones you can only open one eye while you’re standing in line to get a 12-pack of tacos and a Sierra Mist can really be a drag. Especially when you’re standing in line at the DMV.
Raise you hand if you thought she would be the most normal one after Simple Life. And the hotter one IMO.
Wait a minute… are they figuring out I’m talentless?
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