1. Cock Dr

    Is that old coot the new boyfriend?

  2. Peetom? Really? I guess she’s trying to copy Kim for a change.

  3. Do Freebird

    What an irrelevant picture. A snapshot of a total nobody and Rob Peetom.

  4. Jeez, Peetom! Hover-hand that shit!

  5. There’s a lot to work with here: “Pee”tom…PeePingTom…Paris Hilton is a whore…

  6. Old man’s got a reach, clutching her purse like that and all.

    • Cock Dr

      He’s groping for the stash. He won’t be happy when he realizes that since her legal troubles bimbo always carries it in her hot pocket.

  7. Fester

    Hang the “Mission Accomplished” banner, Paris has infected the last herp-free man on Earth.

  8. lagris

    kiss that hand goodbye.

  9. mangezmangez

    how far will this girl go?

  10. “wait…let me do my pose!”

  11. Han Solo got old and Chewbacca went bald.

  12. Venom

    Getting desperate now, she has moved on to rich old men.

  13. Question:
    Rob Peetom picked a peck of Paris Hilton a peck of Paris Hilton Rob Peetom picked if Rob Peetom picked a peck of Paris Hilton how many Paris Hiltons did Rob Peetom pick?

    Answer: Only one, and she’s a whore.

  14. Is it a herpes treatment facility?

  15. dotmatrix

    Hmm, I thought that was Gary Busey.

  16. GuyLeDouche

    She should have stayed in Mister Slave’s ass: it’s warmer, quieter, and less embarrassing that being seen with guys like this.

  17. Geezus! I thought Roger Waters was sinking to the deepest depths to promote his “Wall” tour!

  18. LJ

    Hey, if some mid 60′s “in the closet” hairdresser wants to give me a vaction on Bali just to do a few phot ops, I’m in. Where can I sign up

  19. SIN

    Just go ahead and grab her tits. She doesn’t care.

  20. Steelerchick

    Harrison Ford is a hairdresser now??

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