Oh god…hair in a “jowl cover” do, scarf positioned to hide a fat neck…gaping mouth…bald black dude…I thought this was Khloe.
That look of quiet desperation…
“Mr. Cruise, she’s trying to escape!”
That is one ugly shar pei she’s walking.
She sucked on HIMYM the other day, you can see she is dead inside.
Nope, he’s sucking the life out of her. She always looks dead inside.
He doesn’t suck anything out of ‘her’s.
Jesus, she looks like the Kardashian sasquatch.
Congratulations, Katie, your new movie is up to 3% on RT. That’s “Battlefield Earth” territory.
It was at 0% earlier today. Suddenly two “fresh” reviews appear? I suspect two critics just got promised a nice check from Tom Cruise.
Er…I’ll be a moment; there’s something happening to my ass that has to finish first.
“the drugs are wearing off–someone hit her with a quick audit!”
H E L P ! ! !
“Don’t pay the ransom…I got away!”
Tom is in there with John Travolta again. I gotta get out of here.
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