superficial

  1. John The Terrible

    A little white face powder and she would make an excellent Joker.

  2. Cock Dr

    She has teeth like Chiclet candies.

  3. Hands down the derpiest derp that any herp ever derped.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    A potato that looks like Jesus!

    • Fester

      But it’s not a Virgin Mary potato squeezing out a little baby Jesus potato. Now THAT would be something!

  5. Satan's bitch

    Oh my heart! I’m comin’, Elizabeth!

  6. I don’t know what else to say…she’s lucky she can cook.

  7. Smallest.Tongue.Ever.

  8. it had to be said

    Pointed tongue, dead eyes, coiled back to strike . . . be very careful Rikki Tikki Tavi.

  9. Puss InToots

    What Broadway play is Nathan Lane in this time?

  10. Frank Burns

    Rachael found out the hard way that a drunken Matthew Fox was booked on her show.

  11. Sure she’s ugly, but at least she has a horrible personality/

  12. katie

    Where is Adrienne Curry in her slave outfit when you need her?

  13. Looks like she’s receiving an epic rimjob.

  14. Seconds later, the venom glands beneath her tongue fired and blinded this photographer.

  15. squishy

    Like a little seal!

  16. The Pope

    Fred Flintstone in drag.

  17. Man, that’s a bad case of clit tongue.

  18. Venom

    Doing her best Sasha Grey imitation.

  19. Jesus. I’m now scarred for the weekend.

  20. dotmatrix

    KILL IT WITH FIRE

    Or, I suppose, in a 400 degree oven for 1 1/2 hours, but I ain’t eating that.

  21. peeeet

    At least she can sing

  22. When did Harvey Fierstein shave his beard?

  23. baccusvd

    Looks like shes staring at Godzilla. wtf.

  24. Well considering where she is right now,I’d say her reaction is pretty spot on.

  25. cc

    The snapping turtle waits patiently, waiting for a hapless minnow to be drawn to the tip of it’s tongue, which resembles a worm.

  26. D-chi

    This is the best face of all time. Of all time.

  27. Ram Punchington

    Hee-Haw,
    Hee-Haw,

    Hee-Haaaaaaw!!!!

  28. “A spoonful of sugar, makes the medicine go down…”

  29. Juaquin ingles

    Another muppet movie is coming out, isn’t it?

  30. Manowl

    Jabba the hut mouth

  31. Quijibo

    I would like to punch this loudmouthed, obnoxious twat right in her gaping fucking maw.

  32. catapostrophe

    What a dick.

  33. KC

    NOT PICTURED: 10 guys not able to finish the bukkake movie.

  34. Hugh Johnson

    That’s where the penis goes.

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