A little white face powder and she would make an excellent Joker.
that joke is sooooo OLD. C’mon buddy.
Seriously? I apologize for not scouring every old post on this site to avoid duplicate jokes. My bad.
Why so serious?
OMG that was funny. Just like the “Who’s on first” joke. It never gets old and least not as old as the bitch in this photo.
She has teeth like Chiclet candies.
lol! oh shhiit so TRUE
Hands down the derpiest derp that any herp ever derped.
A potato that looks like Jesus!
But it’s not a Virgin Mary potato squeezing out a little baby Jesus potato. Now THAT would be something!
Oh my heart! I’m comin’, Elizabeth!
I don’t know what else to say…she’s lucky she can cook.
Pointed tongue, dead eyes, coiled back to strike . . . be very careful Rikki Tikki Tavi.
What Broadway play is Nathan Lane in this time?
Rachael found out the hard way that a drunken Matthew Fox was booked on her show.
Sure she’s ugly, but at least she has a horrible personality/
Where is Adrienne Curry in her slave outfit when you need her?
Looks like she’s receiving an epic rimjob.
Seconds later, the venom glands beneath her tongue fired and blinded this photographer.
Like a little seal!
Fred Flintstone in drag.
Man, that’s a bad case of clit tongue.
Doing her best Sasha Grey imitation.
Jesus. I’m now scarred for the weekend.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Or, I suppose, in a 400 degree oven for 1 1/2 hours, but I ain’t eating that.
Oh dear God!!
At least she can sing
When did Harvey Fierstein shave his beard?
Looks like shes staring at Godzilla. wtf.
Well considering where she is right now,I’d say her reaction is pretty spot on.
She’s either coughing up a hairball or reciting a poem in dolphinese.
The snapping turtle waits patiently, waiting for a hapless minnow to be drawn to the tip of it’s tongue, which resembles a worm.
This is the best face of all time. Of all time.
“A spoonful of sugar, makes the medicine go down…”
Another muppet movie is coming out, isn’t it?
Jabba the hut mouth
I would like to punch this loudmouthed, obnoxious twat right in her gaping fucking maw.
What a dick.
NOT PICTURED: 10 guys not able to finish the bukkake movie.
That’s where the penis goes.
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Rachel Ray at the opening night of 'Hugh Jackman, Back On Broadway' in New York City. (November 10, 2011)