Exotic animals as pets. That’s always a great idea….what could go wrong?
She has a bunch of them. It’s the rich lady’s version of cat collecting.
No surprise that Ashton is easily replaceable.
I’d say she’s gotten an upgrade. Good for her!
Well at least we now know the identity of the more “responsible” individual running Ashton’s twitter…
Are those Ashton’s balls that the monkey is holding?
The mother of all winners!
He’s trash talking Verne. I’d pay to see it.
Oh Simian Rage Syndrome, where are you when I need you?
Interesting choice for a familiar.
She went from Bruce Willis to Ashton Kutcher to a monkey. I’m saying I may have a chance here.
That’s Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter account manager.
It would be epic if that monkey tore her face off, but sadly…we all know how tough old leather can be.
Unfortunately, shortly after this photo was taken the monkey was caught cheating on her with Rumer.
Ashton looks much cuter in this pic.
Man, her monkey is almost as hairy as her beaver.
I have not been the same since Googling that shit.
You’ll be happy to know that monkey has a 12″ penis. That’s right, he’s SIX times bigger than Ashton!
So Demi Moore is banging The Situation now?
Aww Demi just divorce Ashton and get that monkey off of your back!!! GEEEESUS!!
First she went old, then young, now simian. I’m still crossing my fingers for lesbian.
We can have that hideous being taken away from you immediately. Only thing though, is Miss Moore is gonna flip out.
That office is really sad
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