1. Cock Dr

    Exotic animals as pets. That’s always a great idea….what could go wrong?

  2. Richard McBeef

    No surprise that Ashton is easily replaceable.

  3. Well at least we now know the identity of the more “responsible” individual running Ashton’s twitter…

  4. Do Freebird

    Are those Ashton’s balls that the monkey is holding?

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He’s trash talking Verne. I’d pay to see it.

  6. it had to be said

    Oh Simian Rage Syndrome, where are you when I need you?

  7. Frank Burns

    Interesting choice for a familiar.

  8. She went from Bruce Willis to Ashton Kutcher to a monkey. I’m saying I may have a chance here.

  9. That’s Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter account manager.

  10. It would be epic if that monkey tore her face off, but sadly…we all know how tough old leather can be.

  11. Swearin

    Unfortunately, shortly after this photo was taken the monkey was caught cheating on her with Rumer.

  12. M

    Ashton looks much cuter in this pic.

  13. Man, her monkey is almost as hairy as her beaver.

  14. Lemmiwinks

    You’ll be happy to know that monkey has a 12″ penis. That’s right, he’s SIX times bigger than Ashton!

  15. j/k

    So Demi Moore is banging The Situation now?

  16. bruce

    too easy.

  17. farting old man's wife

    Aww Demi just divorce Ashton and get that monkey off of your back!!! GEEEESUS!!

  18. First she went old, then young, now simian. I’m still crossing my fingers for lesbian.

  19. We can have that hideous being taken away from you immediately. Only thing though, is Miss Moore is gonna flip out.

  20. peeeet

    That office is really sad

  21. How nice of the monkey to be carrying her on its shoulders.

  22. It seems that Ashton grew more hair but seems LESS mangy.
    Still just as goofy though.

  23. “…so the monkey says, “Hi doc. I just came in to have this woman removed from my ass.”

  24. arnieblackblack

    Hands up if you know a lonely old lady who got taken for a ride by a young ruffian

  25. cc

    I could be here all day with this picture.

  26. jani

    Is Demi losing it? What is up with the monkey?

  27. Her next mate is a primate. He might not cheat like the last two.

  28. Demi Moore what she looks like without the touch ups/photoshop. It’s not pretty people.

  29. cc

    Demi: “I don’t think Ashton slept with that chick…and a monkey just flew out of my ass!”
    Monkey: “And a monkey just flew out of MY ass!”

  30. cc

    She managed to come up with a fascinator uglier than Princess Beatrice’s.

  31. cc

    I don’t have a good feeling about this King Kong remake.

  32. cc

    Oh my God, Bill O’Reilly was right!

  33. cc

    She promised me a bunch of bananas in exchange for going spelunking in her nether regions, and instead she gives me this stuffed toy?! What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!

  34. ChickenHawk

    That monkey just gave her a really, really Wet Willy.

  35. Why is Khloe Kardashian climbing her back? Will someone shave Khloe’s back .

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