1. Cock Dr

    Those pants need to go higher. Up over the face.

  2. I believe he’s playing all 7 psychopaths… at the same time.

  3. Do Freebird

    MORE COWBELL!!!!!!

  4. it had to be said

    He and Larry King should have an old off.

  5. ….aaaand, put the blindfold back on.

  6. I wake up in the morning and put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else, only I don’t stop pulling them up until after noon.

  7. “Where’s that FedEx punk? I told him last time I don’t like my pills shaken, these pills have been shaken!”

  8. bewbs

    aww i love him so much but he looks like he’s going to die soon. please don’t die, mr. walken. i want to dance with you at my wedding

  9. Looks like he’s carrying that watch again.

  10. Fester

    He can’t really be an old guy until his belt buckles above his nipples. Oh, it does? Never mind.

  11. mr continental

    “Would you care for a glass of shamPAHNya?”

  12. Fme

    Thats not a scarf, but a blind fold from the firing line, after he was found guilty of a bad case of the ugly.

  13. farting old man's wife

    He looks like a drunk old staggering Urkel with a drool bib!!

  14. Debutante

    I had to look up his age – he’s 68 ! I thought he was younger, not that he LOOKS younger, I just thought he was.

  15. So has the Christopher Walken is cool thing finally gone away now?

  16. Venom

    He is still one of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet.

  17. The Pope

    “Would you like a glass of fine champagna?”

  18. I kick it old school in a Fatboy Slim video.

  19. Nug

    When he hiked up his pants, he hiked up his boxers around his neck.

  20. 2Burglers

    Do you understand… the CONCEPT… of the tooth fairy

  21. “You’re talkin’ to me all wrong, thats the wrong tone. Do it again, and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”

  22. tlmck

    Yes grandpa, the buffet starts at 4.

  23. God is Black

    “And you’re a cantaloupe!” …

  24. cc

    Reminds me of that song ‘Lipstick on your collar’…which I’ve never heard.

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