Those pants need to go higher. Up over the face.
He’s always worn his pants up to his armpits, even as a young guy. Check out the Deerhunter, seriously. My theory is he was born without hips.
I believe he’s playing all 7 psychopaths… at the same time.
He and Larry King should have an old off.
….aaaand, put the blindfold back on.
I wake up in the morning and put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else, only I don’t stop pulling them up until after noon.
+100 classic. An arrow right in the 10-ring!
“Where’s that FedEx punk? I told him last time I don’t like my pills shaken, these pills have been shaken!”
aww i love him so much but he looks like he’s going to die soon. please don’t die, mr. walken. i want to dance with you at my wedding
He’s always looked like he’s going to die soon. You can stop your worrying.
Looks like he’s carrying that watch again.
Dysentery is a bitch.
He can’t really be an old guy until his belt buckles above his nipples. Oh, it does? Never mind.
“Would you care for a glass of shamPAHNya?”
Beat me to it. Good one!
Thats not a scarf, but a blind fold from the firing line, after he was found guilty of a bad case of the ugly.
He looks like a drunk old staggering Urkel with a drool bib!!
I had to look up his age – he’s 68 ! I thought he was younger, not that he LOOKS younger, I just thought he was.
So has the Christopher Walken is cool thing finally gone away now?
He is still one of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet.
in Grandpa pants
“Would you like a glass of fine champagna?”
Someone just posted that a few comments back. You either have no imagination or no eyesight…???
I kick it old school in a Fatboy Slim video.
When he hiked up his pants, he hiked up his boxers around his neck.
Do you understand… the CONCEPT… of the tooth fairy
“You’re talkin’ to me all wrong, thats the wrong tone. Do it again, and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”
Yes grandpa, the buffet starts at 4.
“And you’re a cantaloupe!” …
Reminds me of that song ‘Lipstick on your collar’…which I’ve never heard.
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