“Oh Chaz Bono, you still have the supple lips of a woman.”

I think Tupac got a somewhat better deal.

Oh it looks like he caught a big one there.

Whoa…under the shirt, AND a reacharound? She must smell a SlimJim in his pocket or something.

“I can’t believe I got to second base with Enrique Iglesias! Now, off to Comic Con to molest James Marsters and the boys from Supernatural. God I love reading WIncest…”

Performing what? CPR on a fat chick?

I had Shamu jump out of the water and kiss me when I was at Sea World too!

So Britney’s opening up for Enrique, huh ?

Attack of the Killer Whale.

If she only knew what else has been in his mouth.

No one cares but his girlfriend!

well, by that standard, I have performed in LA too.

I always thought John Goodman was taller than that.

Awesome, all of you.

snooki’s trying to finger his ass

Holy fuck he really takes one for the team… except theres no team.

I don’t think they’re kissing. I suspect they’re both almost deaf and they’re just having a nice chat.

They could not ever pay me enough to do what he does.

Anna Kournikova has really let herself go….

even a gay man needs a woman’s loving hand sometimes….

Snooki wanted to check out the West Coast