1. “Oh Chaz Bono, you still have the supple lips of a woman.”

  2. cc

    I think Tupac got a somewhat better deal.

  3. Cock Dr

    Oh it looks like he caught a big one there.

  4. Whoa…under the shirt, AND a reacharound? She must smell a SlimJim in his pocket or something.

  5. JoJojojo

    “I can’t believe I got to second base with Enrique Iglesias! Now, off to Comic Con to molest James Marsters and the boys from Supernatural. God I love reading WIncest…”

  6. Performing what? CPR on a fat chick?

  7. MarkM

    I had Shamu jump out of the water and kiss me when I was at Sea World too!

  8. DeucePickle

    So Britney’s opening up for Enrique, huh ?

  9. Venom

    Attack of the Killer Whale.

  10. sooooooosuperficial

    If she only knew what else has been in his mouth.

  11. squishy

    No one cares but his girlfriend!

  12. whiskeyafternoon

    well, by that standard, I have performed in LA too.

  13. The Brown Streak

    I always thought John Goodman was taller than that.

  14. Deryn

    Awesome, all of you.

  15. me

    snooki’s trying to finger his ass

  16. Nik

    Holy fuck he really takes one for the team… except theres no team.

  17. I don’t think they’re kissing. I suspect they’re both almost deaf and they’re just having a nice chat.

  18. tlmck

    They could not ever pay me enough to do what he does.

  19. Anna Kournikova has really let herself go….

  20. NotMeNo

    even a gay man needs a woman’s loving hand sometimes….

  21. Big_Mike

    Snooki wanted to check out the West Coast

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