Now that is a contrast in subject matter. Wow. Just wow.
Wait’ll the sex tape comes out. (((shudder)))
Proof she is hellspawn, why else would she be with the Violator
cntrl+f “Violator”. Thank you.
Chaz Bono sure gets around!
If Danny Devito and Chaz Bono had a kid…
What’s she doing community service for this time?
community service and servicing the community are two waaaay different things, my friend.
Someone should explain that to Paris.
Looks like Jonah Hill’s stomach band broke again…….
at least LiLo is sucking rich European dick for coke. Paris has apparently stooped to lifting up huge gut to suck dick for coke at the Motel 6 now. LiLo = flawless victory.
“Well, at least you’re not black. ‘Cause that’s just gross.”
Proof that anybody can wear low rider jeans
How does this thing get up every morning and face the day?
forget about facing the day, how the hell does it get up?
She does it with a mountain of coke
I didn’t know Paris and Chaz Bono were friends…
Wait? So Paris Hilton is now dating Michael Moore? WTF?!
Still, they’re cousins,
Identical cousins and you’ll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind!
You should save that for when he poses with LeAnn Rimes.
Which of them looks like someone you’d want to go for a pint with?
Doug Reinhardt really let himself go.
Paris is missing the big picture here. That’s the next installment to “Searching for a bff”. Curbing this guy’bodily functions would be an adventure in itself not to mentioned her chi chi friends reactions to him. How could this not work?
that dude looks like an egg
It’s always nice when one of our male commenters meets a celebrity in real life.
Is that a La Quinta or what?
Not to be outdone by Enrique Iglesias, Paris found her own super fat fan to make out with.
I wonder what he’s doing with that other hand….I can only hope and pray that he was trying to cram a couple fingers up her ass.
Not for any sexual gratification though. That’s where she keeps the stash.
Looks like she likes her neighbors in her new apartment.
She just took the “standing next to a fat friend” trend to the next level.
OMG, what a disgusting, revolting, piece of shit excuse for a human being. Oh yeah, and the guy is a little gross too.
I love that he’s making a surfing gesture, given that he’s only ever done couch surfing.
Is this an “Opposites” entry for the Guinness Book of World Records?
Dr. Eggman’s new plan to take over the world is to turn all of Sonic’s furry friends into annoying bitches.
I see this whore is wearing her “I’m a stupid bitch” sunglasses again…
“So, if he puts his penis “thumbs up” into my vajayjay “peace sign” THEN he turns into Ron Jeremy? O-kayyyyy, I guess…”
i like her outfit though..
Paris Hilton’s hand: “Two dollars”
Troll’s hand: “Oh, fuck yeah, I’ll take it!”
When he said he was her biggest fan, she had no idea he meant the biggest by weight.
Pants trying to be on the ground.
how many of her could fit inside of him
Well, we do know she can handle more than 1 guy inside of her.
normal looking people (Paris) standting next to ugly people makes them look better. normal people (man) standing next to obvious stupid people makes them look more intelligent.
nice 1 win-lose + 1 win-lose = 2 wins!
If she’s Paris then he must be Detroit.
qith the cancelation of her latest reality show, the rumor mill is abuzz that paris hilton is desperately lining up possible candidates for a *very special golden shower* video extravaganza.
Despite her best efforts to get the part, Martin realized that making Paris the star of his home made movie, “The Human Centipede 2″, would be risking the health and well being of his other human centipede victims.
One of the most purely awesome photos ever captured.
Big, fat, stupid Americans.
She’s still Grosser than he is.
What a hideous, grotesque abomination. Talk about a walking waste. In a perfect world, people like that would be euthanized for leeching off of the overall populous. Also, that guy next to Paris could stand to lose a few.
Gives “Hang Loose” a whole new meaning.
they’re both thinking, “i could totally tap that.”
2.5 by the number of fingers they are holding up. The score given to Paris preformance in her sex tape.
Which one is Laurel and which one is Hardy??
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Paris Hilton in West Hollywood. (October 6, 2011)