Now that is a contrast in subject matter. Wow. Just wow.
Wait’ll the sex tape comes out. (((shudder)))
Proof she is hellspawn, why else would she be with the Violator
cntrl+f “Violator”. Thank you.
Chaz Bono sure gets around!
If Danny Devito and Chaz Bono had a kid…
What’s she doing community service for this time?
community service and servicing the community are two waaaay different things, my friend.
Someone should explain that to Paris.
Looks like Jonah Hill’s stomach band broke again…….
at least LiLo is sucking rich European dick for coke. Paris has apparently stooped to lifting up huge gut to suck dick for coke at the Motel 6 now. LiLo = flawless victory.
“Well, at least you’re not black. ‘Cause that’s just gross.”
Proof that anybody can wear low rider jeans
How does this thing get up every morning and face the day?
forget about facing the day, how the hell does it get up?
She does it with a mountain of coke
I didn’t know Paris and Chaz Bono were friends…
Wait? So Paris Hilton is now dating Michael Moore? WTF?!
Still, they’re cousins,
Identical cousins and you’ll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind!
You should save that for when he poses with LeAnn Rimes.
Which of them looks like someone you’d want to go for a pint with?
Doug Reinhardt really let himself go.
Paris is missing the big picture here. That’s the next installment to “Searching for a bff”. Curbing this guy’bodily functions would be an adventure in itself not to mentioned her chi chi friends reactions to him. How could this not work?
that dude looks like an egg
It’s always nice when one of our male commenters meets a celebrity in real life.
Is that a La Quinta or what?
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