superficial

  1. dude!

    Now that is a contrast in subject matter. Wow. Just wow.

  2. cc

    Wait’ll the sex tape comes out. (((shudder)))

  3. slippinx12

    Proof she is hellspawn, why else would she be with the Violator

  4. bdog821

    Chaz Bono sure gets around!

  5. If Danny Devito and Chaz Bono had a kid…

  6. What’s she doing community service for this time?

  7. Deacon Jones

    Looks like Jonah Hill’s stomach band broke again…….

  8. Any Guy

    at least LiLo is sucking rich European dick for coke. Paris has apparently stooped to lifting up huge gut to suck dick for coke at the Motel 6 now. LiLo = flawless victory.

  9. TomFrank

    “Well, at least you’re not black. ‘Cause that’s just gross.”

  10. Proof that anybody can wear low rider jeans

  11. Deacon Jones

    How does this thing get up every morning and face the day?

  12. Jane

    I didn’t know Paris and Chaz Bono were friends…

  13. Crabby Old Guy

    Wait? So Paris Hilton is now dating Michael Moore? WTF?!

  14. MarkM

    Still, they’re cousins,
    Identical cousins and you’ll find,
    They laugh alike, they walk alike,
    At times they even talk alike —
    You can lose your mind,
    When cousins are two of a kind!

  15. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Which of them looks like someone you’d want to go for a pint with?

  16. Doug Reinhardt really let himself go.

  17. joys of roughing

    Paris is missing the big picture here. That’s the next installment to “Searching for a bff”. Curbing this guy’bodily functions would be an adventure in itself not to mentioned her chi chi friends reactions to him. How could this not work?

  18. adolf hitler

    that dude looks like an egg

  19. karen

    It’s always nice when one of our male commenters meets a celebrity in real life.

  20. maeby

    Is that a La Quinta or what?

  21. Venom

    Not to be outdone by Enrique Iglesias, Paris found her own super fat fan to make out with.

  22. Cock Dr

    I wonder what he’s doing with that other hand….I can only hope and pray that he was trying to cram a couple fingers up her ass.
    Not for any sexual gratification though. That’s where she keeps the stash.

  23. Tracey

    Looks like she likes her neighbors in her new apartment.

  24. AnnaDraconida

    She just took the “standing next to a fat friend” trend to the next level.

  25. celebutard

    OMG, what a disgusting, revolting, piece of shit excuse for a human being. Oh yeah, and the guy is a little gross too.

  26. squishy

    Great driver???

  27. whiskeyafternoon

    I love that he’s making a surfing gesture, given that he’s only ever done couch surfing.

  28. Blech

    Is this an “Opposites” entry for the Guinness Book of World Records?

  29. The Brown Streak

    Dr. Eggman’s new plan to take over the world is to turn all of Sonic’s furry friends into annoying bitches.

  30. Oh puhleeze...

    I see this whore is wearing her “I’m a stupid bitch” sunglasses again…

  31. Johnny P!

    “So, if he puts his penis “thumbs up” into my vajayjay “peace sign” THEN he turns into Ron Jeremy? O-kayyyyy, I guess…”

  32. me

    i like her outfit though..

  33. Paris Hilton’s hand: “Two dollars”

    Troll’s hand: “Oh, fuck yeah, I’ll take it!”

  34. SIN

    When he said he was her biggest fan, she had no idea he meant the biggest by weight.

  35. tlmck

    Pants trying to be on the ground.

  36. FLgirl

    how many of her could fit inside of him

  37. normal looking people (Paris) standting next to ugly people makes them look better. normal people (man) standing next to obvious stupid people makes them look more intelligent.

  38. If she’s Paris then he must be Detroit.

  39. zomgbie

    qith the cancelation of her latest reality show, the rumor mill is abuzz that paris hilton is desperately lining up possible candidates for a *very special golden shower* video extravaganza.

  40. lagrin

    Despite her best efforts to get the part, Martin realized that making Paris the star of his home made movie, “The Human Centipede 2″, would be risking the health and well being of his other human centipede victims.

  41. Buddy the Elf

    One of the most purely awesome photos ever captured.

  42. GG

    Big, fat, stupid Americans.

  43. C.D.

    She’s still Grosser than he is.

  44. What a hideous, grotesque abomination. Talk about a walking waste. In a perfect world, people like that would be euthanized for leeching off of the overall populous. Also, that guy next to Paris could stand to lose a few.

  45. Wagamama

    Gives “Hang Loose” a whole new meaning.

  46. hijkmno

    they’re both thinking, “i could totally tap that.”

  47. Facebook Me

    2.5 by the number of fingers they are holding up. The score given to Paris preformance in her sex tape.

  48. Steelerchick

    Which one is Laurel and which one is Hardy??

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