He really is getting younger by sucking the life out of her.
You have discovered Xenu’s true plan.
“That’s right Katie, just keep holding my hand like it says in the contract and there won’t be any trouble.”
Hold my hand tight and I will deposit another million dollars in your account tomorrow.
Where are the rest of the pictures from this set? That part of her ass looks like it has some serious potential.
Seriously. And I don’t know if it’s just the dementia kicking in, but how is it that Katie has been making Mom Jeans kinda hot lately? (Don’t you judge me!)
Why does his smile look so fake just like those girls in the Miss. America, Miss. Sunshine and Miss. Kumquat pageants.
Umm, the pants on the guy behind Katie is actually what you are seeing…and Tom & Katie are both very good actors, mind you
*filling out Mrs. C’s crotch area, might I add
-“Honey, I told you not to wear heels, make me look like a tiny douche”-
-“Tom, I’m wearing slippers, and you are a tiny douche”-
Has it been ten years yet? Oh God, it’s only been five. It feels as long to me as it must to her.
“So, honey, the next part I’m going to play is a guy named Jack Reacher. He’s 6’5″ and weighs 250 pounds. You don’t suppose that’s type-casting, do ya?”
Stupid surname. Squatter is better, for him. Tuck and Roll, now that’s a good buddy cop idea.
Remember… if you try to run again, I will catch you. Remember, when I chained you in the basement and forced you to watch my Movies… what’s the one thing they all had in common? … that’s RIGHT… RUNNING! So, just to get any ideas…
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