superficial

  1. it had to be said

    He’s drunk and she’s in her pajamas. Must be a good movie.

  2. “How was I supposed to know it was a black-tie affair. The bastard said to come as you are.”

  3. Bonky

    Can you imagine the sex tape from these two ? The horror ! The horror !

  4. farting old man's wife

    White bread, spam eating, interbred hollywood royalty!!!

  5. Snack pack

    Is this guy as big a self-absorbed douche as he appears to be?

  6. cc

    It’s Paz de la Huerta’s non-skank twin.

  7. Sugaa

    Love Jack Black…love him even more after seeing this

  8. The Brown Streak

    So that’s what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes look like from the front.

  9. Johnny P!

    I can’t wait until he’s a guest on the new Rosie O’Donell show and they decide to wear matching outfits!

  10. Deryn

    A show about Laura Dern weeping all over herself and then spitting on her old life and going all huggybear because she couldn’t hack it anymore? I’d get drunk and wear pajamas to that shit, too.

  11. “C’mon, Bitch, squeeze my arm tighter against your tit or next time my date will have huge melons!”

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