Kim and Kourtney Kardashian in New York City. (October 6, 2011)
*using power of mind to wish insanely heavy & unexpected menstrual flood upon Kim’s white tent pants*
these cows have no style what so ever. she’s wearing cheaply made ,wrinkled, ill fitting polyester pants with a cheap looking polyester top she probably picked up at the local Sally Ann and a hat that was found at a ’60’s revival store. her sister looks like she’s wearing a lamp shade as a skirt. do us all a favour…do not report anything about these people. when a reporter of yours see’s one of them, tell them to photograph a fresh file of steaming dog pooh instead.
The Flying Nun wants that washed in battery acid before her costume is returned. k thanks.
White after Labor Day…..and in a size 16? Ballsy!
Glinda and Elphaba go shopping.
Elphaba and Elphaba, mebbe.
i think you need to be quite a bit thinner to pull off the annie hall thing
Someone tell her that paper doesn’t have funnies in it.
Pretending she can read (it’s upside down to her).
“Can you read this to us? All of it?”
Kim and Kourtney prove they know how to read by purchasing a “printed news reporting magazine thingy” at a New York city news kiosk, while a full camera crew behind them records it for posterity
The Kardashian’s managers seem to know what they’re doing. My money’s on them.
That can’t be Kim her ass isn’t big enough! That person looks almost normal!!
Something something lipstick on a pig….
A Kardashian looking annoyed by publicity? Now I’ve seen it all.
Don’t women realize black minimizes…not bloody white!!!
Where’s the damn “like” button when ya need it? love all the above ^ comments
They probably shoplifted a bunch of Snickers bars.
“Excuse me, sir? How well does this soak up puppy urine?”
the ‘difficult brown’ makes it funny for all
“Pssst, Kim…do you have any idea how they put all of these marks on this paper…and why?
Is that really Kourtney? I thought that was Schwarzenegger’s grocery-fetching side piece.
Look! This thing has wordies and pichurs on it!
Why would anybody wear all white? Specially when you’re this thick
It’s a pity there’s really no such thing as an ‘asshat’.
yes, yes I believe it actually IS us Kim, on the front page and all, who says being a urinal doesn’t pay off?
“Mom paid good money to get the paps here…hurry, buy a candy bar or let someone pee on you.”
“Souls here! Get your souls here! Among our previous offers we sell’em to the highest bidder” (spoken in a 1920’s new york accent)
Someone needs to get their glasses checked…. no way that is either of them….. Kims ass is much bigger than that…. especially in white……
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