superficial

  1. edamame

    Why does she need to hold on to that little person to walk?
    I think the Latisse made her eyelashes grow together, and now she can’t see.

  2. Looks like she’s been smokin some weed out of that pipe in her left hand.

  3. Bonky

    Ha, ha, ha , hey everybody, take a picture of me standing next to this little douchebag. I think he was an Oompa Loompa in that Willy Wonka movie, or something.

  4. edie

    Jack: I don’t know how much longer I can live with Will. I mean, every time I get in the shower with him he’s like, Jack, get the hell out.
    Karen: I know honey, Grace is driving me nuts too. She can’t concentrate on work anymore, she just sits around all day, doodling pictures of people’s houses, on these enormous sketch pads. And then, she’s on the phone all the time ordering furniture. Honey, where’s she going to put all that, huh? In those “houses” she’s drawing?

  5. farting old man's wife

    Looks like her happy pills are working overtime!!

  6. “And this little jewish fellow is my agent, and…”

  7. Venom

    Ha Ha Enrique and Paris, I found me a fat fan too.

  8. Sugaa

    Oops, one shot too many for Mommy this morning!

  9. The Brown Streak

    Ha ha ha! I shall trade you this funny little person for that bag of skittles, yes?

  10. Johnny P!

    YesLittleMan!ThisIsWhatIt’sLikeToBeOnABi-PolarUp-Cycle!ComeWitheMeAndI’llShowYouTheSitesWhileTellingYouAllAboutMyCareer!FuckTomCruiseAndScientologyByTheWay!TomorrowYouCanSeeMyDownCycleButBringLotsOfTissue!HahHaHah!HereWeGo!”

  11. “Come with me, little fellow, and I’ll teach you some things about the birds and the bees.”

  12. Buddy the Elf

    Attack of the 50 ft woman.

  13. cc

    Her heel is stuck in the grate…so is he.

  14. bbiowa

    Anyone whose monstrosity of a mom was whoring them out at 10 deserves the happy pipe. You go, Brooke! You’re an inspiration to all the toddlers in tiaras,

  15. Wagamama

    Danny DeVito scores!

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