Arnold Schwarzenegger in front of his museum in Graz, Austria. (October 7, 2011)
“Get to the choppaaa”
“What happened to you Dillon, you used to be someone I could trust!”
I guess it’s true; you can’t go home again.
Get unda ze umbrellllaaa!
He used to have things covered but not any more.
The Fuck! Who Farted? That smells like rotten cabbage and sliders.
That was me. And I was really relieved when it really was only a fart.
That’s my umbrella, WAA WAAAAAA give it back or I’m telling!!!
Whaaat I thought I was just visit the museum, not becoming a permanent fixture here.
Even Arnold doesn’t want to live in Austria. If you’d ever been there you’d know why.
“Come with me if you want to dry.”
“Hey you! Yes you! Put that cookie down!”
Maria just gave him a right cross for good measure.
Ohh!! my nipples!!! Arrr!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen… the President has been shot… I repeat the Presiden…. Oh wait… some giant Austrian jumped in front of the bullet.
Jesus, he’s brandishing that umbrella like it’s a weapon.
when you get da pamp, it feels like you are cumming. i am cumming day and night!
Nobody told me Mildred is on the cleaning crew!
Hoping to return to the good graces of the GOP, Arnold practices holding back large crowds from polling centers. “For the Gipper!”, he was heard to exclaim before passing out from the effort.
Fat hispanic maid in sight?
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