superficial

  1. “Get to the choppaaa”

  2. Cock Dr

    I guess it’s true; you can’t go home again.

  3. Anon

    Get unda ze umbrellllaaa!

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He used to have things covered but not any more.

  5. Lack of a Better Term

    The Fuck! Who Farted? That smells like rotten cabbage and sliders.

  6. farting old man's wife

    That’s my umbrella, WAA WAAAAAA give it back or I’m telling!!!

  7. Venom

    Whaaat I thought I was just visit the museum, not becoming a permanent fixture here.

  8. Jerry

    Even Arnold doesn’t want to live in Austria. If you’d ever been there you’d know why.

  9. Dharma Initiative Beans

    “Come with me if you want to dry.”

  10. The Brown Streak

    “Hey you! Yes you! Put that cookie down!”

  11. tlmck

    Maria just gave him a right cross for good measure.

  12. Ohh!! my nipples!!! Arrr!!!

  13. C.D.

    Ladies and Gentlemen… the President has been shot… I repeat the Presiden…. Oh wait… some giant Austrian jumped in front of the bullet.

  14. Jesus, he’s brandishing that umbrella like it’s a weapon.

  15. iamahomelessman

    when you get da pamp, it feels like you are cumming. i am cumming day and night!

  16. bbiowa

    Nobody told me Mildred is on the cleaning crew!

  17. Uncle Denial

    Hoping to return to the good graces of the GOP, Arnold practices holding back large crowds from polling centers. “For the Gipper!”, he was heard to exclaim before passing out from the effort.

  18. Fat hispanic maid in sight?

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