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  1. Cock Dr

    Is that the Murphy spawn? Is that the little bundle of child support payment delight?

  2. it had to be said

    Nice cleavage, mom.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Phoenix Chi? Why not call her Kindle or Foot Long and get something to put aside for college.

    • TomFrank

      She did. She sold the naming rights to the University of Phoenix, netting her some money AND a free college education for her daughter. Well, not a *real* college education, but, y’know.

  4. edie

    Oh, how sweet, she coordinated her daughter’s eyeshadow to her own shirt. I guess it’s true, they really are the next in fashion accessories.

  5. farting old man's wife

    Honey mommy wants you to behave now! Mommy had to blow a lot of people to get here!!

  6. The Brown Streak

    Mel B attempts to break the world record in long distance breast feeding.

  7. Ignorance. Apathy.

  8. cc

    Phoenix Chi…a new sorority with no academic aspirations whatsoever.

  9. bell

    Not only is that not Phoenix Chi, because shes like 13 now, but I dont think thats even her spawn. That looks nothing like Angel Murphy either. I think thats just some random little kid.

  10. elaine benes

    Perfect look for her “Toddlers in Tiaras” debut!

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