superficial

  1. DeucePickle

    She has those long dancer’s boobs.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Dude…Jonah Hill has taken this whole hipster/rastafarian thing a little too far

  3. vandinz

    How’s that Scientology working out for ya?

  4. Kojak

    Lindsay Lohan will reach this level earlier by at least a decade.

  5. Her hair has that fashionable “just rolled out of the fridge” look.

  6. Odd…Kirstie Alley at Dancing with the Stars, looks a lot like “hooker walking home after bachelor party”.

  7. kirstie doesn’t want to be fed, she wants to hunt

    never mind – she just wants to be fed

  8. Josephus

    “YOLO.” – Kirstie Alley’s dress

  9. Fat, frumpy, wrinkled, saggy, ugly, shabby, filthy, dirty, lumpy actress.

  10. Johnny P!

    Scientology works!!!

  11. Cock Dr

    Well she didn’t gain it ALL back.
    Did she?

  12. Animal

    I’ve created turds more attractive than that!!!

  13. Heather

    I think we’ve discovered the source of the muskrat infestation. It’s nesting season.

  14. I pity her dancing partner.

  15. seriouslynow

    Her dance partner’s going to have fun trying to lift her.

  16. JuggNuttz

    Why does she always look like she is doing a Walk of Shame?

  17. toopier

    Isn’t that the bully that threatened to kick Spongebob’s butt?

  18. Kirstie just waddles around town muttering, “Seymour…??? Seyyy-mourrr…??? Has anybody seen my Seymour?”

  19. When she finds out Peter Dinklage snuck in under the back of her dress, she is going to be pissed!

  20. Quijibo

    Looks like she found all that weight she lost last time.

  21. savedatwins

    Lord Xenu compels you!

  22. sooruff

    …Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Nutra system..I don’t f*****ing know, where’s the cookie dough?

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