She has those long dancer’s boobs.
Dude…Jonah Hill has taken this whole hipster/rastafarian thing a little too far
How’s that Scientology working out for ya?
Lindsay Lohan will reach this level earlier by at least a decade.
Though some would say Lohan’s hit it now.
I dunno, I don’t think anyone who does that much coke could get this fat.
Her hair has that fashionable “just rolled out of the fridge” look.
Odd…Kirstie Alley at Dancing with the Stars, looks a lot like “hooker walking home after bachelor party”.
kirstie doesn’t want to be fed, she wants to hunt
never mind – she just wants to be fed
“YOLO.” – Kirstie Alley’s dress
Fat, frumpy, wrinkled, saggy, ugly, shabby, filthy, dirty, lumpy actress.
Well she didn’t gain it ALL back.
No, she left 2 ounces in her other pair of panties…
I’ve created turds more attractive than that!!!
I think we’ve discovered the source of the muskrat infestation. It’s nesting season.
I pity her dancing partner.
She got the one who likes to smack the ladies around. Coincidence? Methinks not.
FEED ME MORE!
Her dance partner’s going to have fun trying to lift her.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure this pair isn’t going to be attempting any aerial maneuvers unless there’s a Sikorsky involved.
Why does she always look like she is doing a Walk of Shame?
Isn’t that the bully that threatened to kick Spongebob’s butt?
Mrs. Puff? (I teach school kids)
Kirstie just waddles around town muttering, “Seymour…??? Seyyy-mourrr…??? Has anybody seen my Seymour?”
When she finds out Peter Dinklage snuck in under the back of her dress, she is going to be pissed!
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