A photo signing at K-mart…seems about right.
Rain man buys his underwear at Kmart and he’s a rahtard.
Doesn’t “malo” mean “bad”?
They couldn’t call it “Lopez” because thats a little too ethnic for rednecks shopping at Kmart for their Chinese made goods.
I’m hoping the swimwear subsidiary of Malo is called “Suavecito”.
I don’t expect a single person to get that joke. Not one.
I looked into it… not bad.
“Yes, it’s true, I am. I am so gay and narcissistic that I jack off to my own picture.”
That’s actually Screech, after huffing some gold spray paint.
He’s got the dumbest puppy dog face.
When his wife tells him to fetch her slippers he probably gets lost on the journey.
yeah and they usually find him at the massage parlor with Travolta
Reduced to selling his skivvies at Kmart. Now his career isn’t the only thing put on lay away!
somehow I was getting a different image when I read “Mario Lopez launching his underwear …”
Nope, nothing gay about that.
si, si, puta madre, es muy malo.
“Coming in December, just in time for Christmas, your local Kmart will be carrying the Mario Lopez Signature Butt/Ball Scratcher…”
He can’t wait to get back to his hotel room and jerk off on his own pictures.
Yeah, I said it…
so did somebody else. before you.
He very much enjoyed the design process, particularly the modeling sessions.
“Has anybody seen this man? He’s gold painted and his abs look delicious. Please . . . I must have him.”
Yes I met him in person and he is the epitome of PERFECTION!
These aren’t actually sold at Kmart, he just had time to do this during his shift break there.
i cannot stand this yo-yo
I shudder to think of the people who lined up for this exclusive product launch. They probably have every episode of “Saved By The Bell” on VHS.
“So Mario, who is the love of your life?”
He brought his own makeup mirror.
What’s with the fucking Chucky face?!!!
Saved by the smell.
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