i can actually hear her thinking she is better than me

You heard that all the way in the basement of your mom’s house?

She’s quite fine.

Looks like she’s smelling her own fart.

I had no idea Miley hung out with mexicans. Her dad must be furious.

That is one really hot chiquita. I bet she’d be great sprinkled on eggs.

I really must subscribe to this Latina magazine. Finally, a periodical written especially for me!