The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.5.12

Michael Shannon at the premiere of 'Grace' on Broadway in New York City. (October 4, 2012)
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  1. Patrick

    “This is what happens when you beat yourself with a leather belt kids. Learn from me.”

    Oct 5, 2012 at 2:37 pm /  Reply /70
  2. Deacon Jones

    Wow, this guy really IS off his rocker, isnt he?

    Oct 5, 2012 at 2:44 pm /  Reply /11
  3. Uncle Phil

    A DIY receding hairline. I’ll admit it’s nothing I ever would have though of.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:17 pm /  Reply /220
  4. vitobonespur

    This guy has always seemed to be about a half-bubble off plumb. Maybe it’s just his looks.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:19 pm /  Reply /00
  5. sandycakes

    no idea who this dude is but based on that shirt & jacket I do not care to know.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:20 pm /  Reply /11
  6. it had to be said

    Say what you want about that outfit, but stains disappear into the shirt’s pattern and wipe off the jacket with a damp sponge.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:21 pm /  Reply /110
  7. sofa king

    “I brought lemons.”

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:22 pm /  Reply /90
  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Oh, was she a great big fat person?

    Oct 5, 2012 at 4:11 pm /  Reply /31
  9. Johnny P!

    When it’s laundry day, and have nothing to wear, and you broke out in a big zit, and you were out drinking wayyy too late last night…
    You skip the red carpets and the premieres.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm /  Reply /81
    • BillEBuoy

      . . .and you cannot knock your wanky eye back into its correct position; and your friends, in their drunken rage, shaved the front portion of your hair . . .

      Oct 5, 2012 at 5:36 pm /  Reply /90
  10. Uncle J

    Me : “Are you looking at me?”
    Him : “Ha ha, the Robert DeNiro impression, very nice.”
    Me: “Uh, no sir. I genuinly want to know if you are looing at me or not.”

    Oct 5, 2012 at 4:39 pm /  Reply /20
  11. The Pope

    Dwight Schrute looks funny without his glasses on.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 4:39 pm /  Reply /00
  12. JennywithaY

    Each time I look at this picture, I find another horrifying detail. Wow, what a hideous shirt. Say, that jacket sure is shiny! Huh, his skin sure is breaking out. Why did he shave the front part of his hair like that? Did he get in a fight with a weed whack – WTF is wrong with his mouth and where are his teeth?! Did someone force feed him lemons all morning? Did he forget to wear his dentures? Is he developing Alzheimer’s and has now completely forgotten where he is?

    Oct 5, 2012 at 5:05 pm /  Reply /111
  13. BillEBuoy

    I’d love to party with this guy.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 5:37 pm /  Reply /90
  14. Doo Doo Brown

    watch this scary mofo as ‘The Iceman’ and you’ll shit your pants. he’s one creepy dude, PERFECT role for him.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 5:38 pm /  Reply /80
  15. Joaquin ingles

    I don’t know about you but I was relieved when I realized this wasn’t Ewen McGreggor.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 8:31 pm /  Reply /20
  16. Iveski

    It’s nice to see Max Headroom making a comeback.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 8:35 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Me

    His hair is shaved like that because of his role in “Grace”. His outfit is what it is, because he is awesome. One of the best actors working today. I can’t wait for Iceman. :)

    Oct 5, 2012 at 9:35 pm /  Reply /90
  18. zomgbie

    he mustve run out of travolta ultra black enamel interior/exterior paint.

    Oct 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm /  Reply /51
  19. Michael

    Kneel before Zod!

    Oct 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm /  Reply /11
  20. Jezebel

    Check out his work in Bug. Life imitates art. *scratch scratch*

    Oct 6, 2012 at 5:43 pm /  Reply /01
  21. Mark B

    Why yes.. I would know a thing or two about sewing human beings ass to mouth….

    Oct 8, 2012 at 6:48 am /  Reply /00

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