superficial

  1. Patrick

    “This is what happens when you beat yourself with a leather belt kids. Learn from me.”

  2. Deacon Jones

    Wow, this guy really IS off his rocker, isnt he?

  3. A DIY receding hairline. I’ll admit it’s nothing I ever would have though of.

  4. This guy has always seemed to be about a half-bubble off plumb. Maybe it’s just his looks.

  5. no idea who this dude is but based on that shirt & jacket I do not care to know.

  6. it had to be said

    Say what you want about that outfit, but stains disappear into the shirt’s pattern and wipe off the jacket with a damp sponge.

  7. “I brought lemons.”

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Oh, was she a great big fat person?

  9. Johnny P!

    When it’s laundry day, and have nothing to wear, and you broke out in a big zit, and you were out drinking wayyy too late last night…
    You skip the red carpets and the premieres.

    • BillEBuoy

      . . .and you cannot knock your wanky eye back into its correct position; and your friends, in their drunken rage, shaved the front portion of your hair . . .

  10. Uncle J

    Me : “Are you looking at me?”
    Him : “Ha ha, the Robert DeNiro impression, very nice.”
    Me: “Uh, no sir. I genuinly want to know if you are looing at me or not.”

  11. The Pope

    Dwight Schrute looks funny without his glasses on.

  12. JennywithaY

    Each time I look at this picture, I find another horrifying detail. Wow, what a hideous shirt. Say, that jacket sure is shiny! Huh, his skin sure is breaking out. Why did he shave the front part of his hair like that? Did he get in a fight with a weed whack – WTF is wrong with his mouth and where are his teeth?! Did someone force feed him lemons all morning? Did he forget to wear his dentures? Is he developing Alzheimer’s and has now completely forgotten where he is?

  13. BillEBuoy

    I’d love to party with this guy.

  14. Doo Doo Brown

    watch this scary mofo as ‘The Iceman’ and you’ll shit your pants. he’s one creepy dude, PERFECT role for him.

  15. Joaquin ingles

    I don’t know about you but I was relieved when I realized this wasn’t Ewen McGreggor.

  16. It’s nice to see Max Headroom making a comeback.

  17. Me

    His hair is shaved like that because of his role in “Grace”. His outfit is what it is, because he is awesome. One of the best actors working today. I can’t wait for Iceman. :)

  18. zomgbie

    he mustve run out of travolta ultra black enamel interior/exterior paint.

  19. Michael

    Kneel before Zod!

  20. Jezebel

    Check out his work in Bug. Life imitates art. *scratch scratch*

  21. Mark B

    Why yes.. I would know a thing or two about sewing human beings ass to mouth….

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