Poor kid.
Can’t Mariah loan her an Umbrella holder guy?

dead career walking

“Sometimes I just throw on a floppy tube sock and hit the town.”

Wow, who needs protection from Autumn sunlight?

She spent a shit load of cash to look this horrible.

So Amanda Bynes has found a walking buddy?

Twiggy did it so much better.

My inner-pervert loves dresses like this.

Lower your shoulders!

So should I wait for the hit & run return to relevancy or just start now?

Someone needs to have a chat with this young woman. She already dresses like a little old lady and she’s only 18 years old.

This fucking girl better not throw away all of her talent and go the way of the other celebrity fame whores we have these days.

So no one’s going to mention the ghost kid sitting in the window?

…starring as ashley olsen in “full house; purged house” a lifetime original movie.

Looks like a trendy bird turd walking.

Dear Lord, she looks like she’s got the same thing the Olsen Twins got when they turned 18. She went from 17 skipped all those years and now looks 77. KEEEEEE-RIPES!

Horrible and ghastly. Looks dead already.