The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.5.12

Deena Cortese at the premiere of the final season of Jersey Shore in New York City. (October 4, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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30 Comments
  1. Beer Baron

    I love when chicks do the “over the shoulder, hide my beer gut” pose.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 2:38 pm /  Reply /110
  2. Liam McPoyle

    It took a lot of Crisco to pull that thing on.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:08 pm /  Reply /90
  3. Mumra

    She looks like one of big, cylindrical slabs of Canadian bacon that comes out of a can. And no doubt just as greasy.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:10 pm /  Reply /40
  4. McFeely Smackup

    If she lost 60lbs, she’d be 150lbs of ugly.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:13 pm /  Reply /122
  5. sandycakes

    I’m suddenly regretting my lunchtime taco. *urp*

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:26 pm /  Reply /50
  6. Bobby Driscoll Walton Shields

    she had to hire a designer to build that dress around her because theres no way she put that sausage pack on her self

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:27 pm /  Reply /10
  7. Cock Dr

    Trojans: because if you’re drunk and horny enough to take a girl like this home for a banging you can do your part to prevent the very worst of consequences.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:28 pm /  Reply /160
  8. sofa king

    chunky girl with no ass – that’s unpossible

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm /  Reply /60
  9. vitobonespur

    She’s not ALL that bad…I mean, I’m sure she…maybe she can…BWAAAAA…Fuck. There goes breakfast.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm /  Reply /72
  10. Georgio

    Can’t think of a witty caption, so I’ll just go with “Fat pig.”

    Oct 5, 2012 at 3:52 pm /  Reply /81
  11. YerGross

    I can only imagine the hairiest butthole. Ever.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 4:09 pm /  Reply /100
  12. Ruth

    Thank God.

    NO SPIN OFFS.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 4:33 pm /  Reply /50
  13. Don Zaloog

    Wow. Condoms sponsoring the Jersey Shore. A day late and a dollar short. Snooki already got pregnant.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 6:37 pm /  Reply /20
  14. tito

    It’s like someone put a brick in heels.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 7:07 pm /  Reply /60
  15. Joaquin ingles

    Somehow I figure the TSA doesn’t bother.

    Oct 5, 2012 at 8:47 pm /  Reply /00
  16. hijkmno

    how much of a lazy, over-indulging fucking pig can a person be to be “famous” and not spend $100 a month for a gym membership and/or jenny fucking craig?

    Oct 5, 2012 at 9:42 pm /  Reply /10
  17. CranAppleSnapple

    I had an awesome picture to put up for this one. What’s the deal, Fish?

    Oct 5, 2012 at 11:27 pm /  Reply /00
  18. FattyMcGee

    You know, people really rag on this girl, but honestly her and Shrek are in love! You don’t listen to what they say, Princess Fionna! Everyone is beautiful. Even ogres!

    Oct 6, 2012 at 4:34 am /  Reply /01
  19. FattyMcGee

    But seriously, that is one ugly bear-pig, flat-assed “Woman”.

    Oct 6, 2012 at 4:35 am /  Reply /01
  20. god particle

    anybody else hears beeping sound of a garbage dump truck backing up when looking at that pic?

    Oct 6, 2012 at 8:30 am /  Reply /00
  21. Baron Bleeke

    Whichever of the paps shouted, “Deena, turn around! Let’s see the back!” should have been beaten to death with his own camera

    Oct 6, 2012 at 11:44 am /  Reply /10
  22. bubbles

    Revolting shit machine

    Oct 6, 2012 at 6:37 pm /  Reply /00
  23. sassy

    My dog makes the same face when she has an accident in the house

    Oct 7, 2012 at 10:26 pm /  Reply /00

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