Deena Cortese at the premiere of the final season of Jersey Shore in New York City. (October 4, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I love when chicks do the “over the shoulder, hide my beer gut” pose.
Unless they look like this…
I’m ok with this angle. It’s her face that I can’t unsee.
This pose is best used to hide your penis from on lookers or pee behind dumpsters.
It took a lot of Crisco to pull that thing on.
She looks like one of big, cylindrical slabs of Canadian bacon that comes out of a can. And no doubt just as greasy.
Lookie, a burrito in a dress.
If she lost 60lbs, she’d be 150lbs of ugly.
I’m suddenly regretting my lunchtime taco. *urp*
was it hairy?
she had to hire a designer to build that dress around her because theres no way she put that sausage pack on her self
Trojans: because if you’re drunk and horny enough to take a girl like this home for a banging you can do your part to prevent the very worst of consequences.
Now that’s a slogan.
chunky girl with no ass – that’s unpossible
She’s not ALL that bad…I mean, I’m sure she…maybe she can…BWAAAAA…Fuck. There goes breakfast.
Can’t think of a witty caption, so I’ll just go with “Fat pig.”
I can only imagine the hairiest butthole. Ever.
NO SPIN OFFS.
Wow. Condoms sponsoring the Jersey Shore. A day late and a dollar short. Snooki already got pregnant.
It’s like someone put a brick in heels.
Somehow I figure the TSA doesn’t bother.
Nonsense… she’s so oily that she slides right through the full-body scanner.
how much of a lazy, over-indulging fucking pig can a person be to be “famous” and not spend $100 a month for a gym membership and/or jenny fucking craig?
I had an awesome picture to put up for this one. What’s the deal, Fish?
You know, people really rag on this girl, but honestly her and Shrek are in love! You don’t listen to what they say, Princess Fionna! Everyone is beautiful. Even ogres!
But seriously, that is one ugly bear-pig, flat-assed “Woman”.
anybody else hears beeping sound of a garbage dump truck backing up when looking at that pic?
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